i just ate a bunch of the worst tasting, most gritty textured cookies of my entire life upon your advice.

You might not think it now but you'll rue the day those awful cookies become unavailable.

if konstantinl told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?

Only if he went first... yeah, that's it.

If it would give him another reason to put on his storyteller's hat, yes.

What kind of worst tasting, most gritty textured cookies?

I don't understand the bad cookies thing. Seriously, do these girls not try the dough? Do they not sample a warm cookie fresh from the oven? Do they not have to make a second dozen due to "sampling" the first a little too much? And if the recipe is followed, how is a bad cookie made??

I say if you're interested in a girl and she makes you a bad cookie, move on, it's just a sign of things to come.

Bad cookie= bad nookie?

If the saying goes 'a way to a man's heart is through his stomach' and she doesn't even care enough to make (or buy and pass off as her own) good cookies, do you think she'll put much effort into things elsewhere?

Unless...

Do you think there are girls who make bad cookies on purpose just to see how many guys she can get to choke them down, thus being able to choose the most subservient one in the bunch?

In my case she probably has a servant to do this kind of thing at home.

You're pursuing above your social class/position?

... Reach for the stars, I say. Reach for the stars.

I'm wondering why, if they were so nasty, you kept eating them?

They were laced with heroin?

she must've been worth it.


if my cookies sucked (which they wouldn't, of course) and some fella ate them anyway.....i'd think that was pretty sweet.

see konstantinl's hoiuse of coffee post

well im sure she thought they were good

and when i pretended to like them she said i should have more i was like 'mmmm they're fantastic' whilst trying to supress my gag reflex

seriously, if i scooped up sand and ate it it would taste better

Pretty sweet... Or monumentally desperate.

I have known each manner personally.

same thing

i once ate chicken that wasn't cooked all the way because he was so proud of marinating it and grilling it for me.

(thankfully once he gulped his down he noticed the pink in mine before i had to go TOO far. and a salmonella poisoning incident was luckily averted.)

(after all that, i STILL wasn't the one he proposed to. )

I hope your happy konstantinl

You hope your happy konstantinl does what?

/grammar nazi

you're a tosser

i don't bake.

Oh. He's jus' givin' you the piss. All in fun.

i'd eat your baked goods ayah