Me and Lt. Dangle:



Me and Lt. Dan (Swiateck):



Next day at Magnolia Café:



Awkward?



Feed me:



Uhh . . .

You boys make a great couple!

awesome

LOOOOTENANT DAAAAAAN!!

Great costume, Chad...
oh you too chuck d, glad yr. back

so - which is better(worse), Lt Dangle or short-shorts boy scout leader?

My first thought was: Damn, I've always been a thin guy but If I tried to squeeze into my old Boy Scout uni, I would be arrested for indecent exposure. I can guarantee my dingdong would come out the bottom of those shorts that we had to wear.

ALA JAMES WORTHY??!!

more frightening, perhaps, might be the fact that i hunted down a pair of my wife's shorts that were boy scout green but near-daisy dukes in size and squeezed into them. mongerous. i only wish that i had thought of this sooner and had grown a suitably sleazy 'stache.

Yup, shorts should've definitely been shorter and tighter.

Dude, when I was Senior Patrol leader of my Troop (I know, nerdy, but fuck you, I got to go camping once a month and do some crazy ass shit), my first order of business was to allow more, uh hm, comfortable shorts and not having to wear the uniform shirt (Scout related T-shirts) except to like the big time events.

Not popular with the muckity mucks but it kept some pretty cool guys from dropping out because of having to wear the dorky ass uniform.

ha ha, I was just thinking, "they're both so CUTE!"

Yeah, I donno about that scarf. And are you hitting Lt Dan's legs with drumsticks to prove they have no feeling?

With Colin's costume, Chad should have gone as Canteen Boy.

awesome. Canteen Boy jokes were made

Rock.
Imagine my first face-to-face meeting with Colin coming with him walking down a dimly-lit street toward my car while wearing those, uh, short shorts. A more easily rattled man might've jumped back in the car and sped off. And I've got a snap that truly captures the magnitude of how much leg he was working that night. Y'all ain't ready for that. Dude's got the moxie to make it work, though.

Colin, PM me your email address and I'll send them to you on Friday to post.

And I thought we had decided I was rocking more Tom Cruise in "Born on the Fourth of July" steez than I was Lt. Dan. Either way, I was hoping someone would see the chair and just be like, "Dude, you went all out with that one." It's happened before.

I was just trying to match Lt. Dangle with Lt. Dan - parrale structure, and all. BOTFOJ was my first guess, though, fo sho.

Duality. I can dig it.