i feel lucky to have been mentioned in this thread at all.

I find it amusing that no-one has "done" me, yet. Either (a) that's a really accurate indication that my tastes are so diverse that no-one can come up with a single album that denotes me so accurately, or (b) I talk about music so little that no-one really knows me.

I fear it's the latter.

so it's you that has ruined this board?

I haven't been around long enough to, but thanks for the thought.

To do this right takes too much thought. But the ones that jump out at me are:

Elvis Fu: Zappa ('cuz he's funny and ready to talk serious or go scatological and glib)
Au'Tannybaum: Joan Baez ('cuz she wants to bring us all together, man)
Sen.LooGAR'sCrunkmas: Mojo Nixon ('cuz he's the personification of Foghorn Leghorn, a mouthy braggart with charisma to burn)
Sweet Talking Spoon Song: Elvis Costello ('cuz he's prolific for the sake of being prolific)
cotton: Guided By Voices ('cuz he can operate at a high degree of competence even though he's totally plastered)
Yule Bloor: Warren Zevon ('cuz he's considered respectable even though he's an irredeemable degenerate)
Joseph P. Crack: Eminem ('cuz he's a call-you-out sorta hard ass with some wit)
Dalen: Oasis ('cuz he's got some, um, mass appeal even though he's likely to tell you to fook off)
shiv: Rob Zombie ('cuz he's got a predilection for both porn and gore)
Gar Stocking Stuffinnvold: Elton John ('cuz he sings about chicks even though he's never really touched one)
HaqDiesel: Weezer ('cuz his studies are more important than music)
Dusty Chalk: Colonel Tom Parker ('cuz he loves the fine print)
Noelzebub: The Cramps ('cuz he really doesn't give a shit what you think of him)
konstantin:The Sensational Alex Harvey Band (Scottish, drunken, whimsical, mischievious, and literate - nope, no parallels there)
PopTodd Thumb: XTC ('cuz he's earnest and slightly bent, but in a good way)
mcaputo: Paul Westerberg ('cuz he does what he does and likes what he likes)

Woah, mojo posted.

Frostingspoon - David Sylvian, Blue Nile
Ish - Iron & Wine (and others)
Charli - T Rex
Aural - Amon Tobin
Sketchy - um.... the Muppets
FT - everything
Mlle XIX - Blur

There might be others...um... but I hardly recorgnize anyone's names anymore.

explosions in the sky.

i don't know if that necessarily defines you, but i'm picking eits.

But Alex was a Rangers supporter.

WOAH

Wow you're good. Funny but I was lying down for a bit and thinking about this and she's who crossed my mind as who would fit me probably most appropriately.

Good job Phil. Absolutely unexpected anyone would get that seeing as I rarely talk about her.

I'm not sure whether to feel complimented or slighted that I haven't. Indifference or nonlinear dynamics? Probably a little from column A and B. I don't think I've ever posted anything strong enough to be indentified with a single artist.

rarely talk about her? c'mon charli. c'mon.

for some reason I know charli's musical tastes more than almost anyone else on here as she talks about certain artists a lot (or at least used to)

HA HA! ESTOY USANDO EL INTERNET!!!1

haha retard

rads choice was a little better. i'd like to see what someone who knows me would come up with.

That's pretty good. Pretty fucking accurate as well.

Radcliffe fairly well nailed everyone, but I stand by my choice.

I guess I shoulda said "Some faggot rapper"

Tough call. For some reason Lightning Bolt or HO-AG come to mind.

Did anyone say Postal Service?

loogar = liberace

Oh I'm sure you wish I played for your team, sweetie.

I have no idea who that is, but I'm just happy to be mentioned, so thanks.

the winning team

Not last time I checked, no. Thanks for asking, though, I'm sure you and your bunbuddies were all a-twitter at the prospect.

Have fun with that horse, though.

weren't you huffing bloor's cock a couple of hours ago?

Shmoo,

I would have picked Self for me too. Thanks for the acknowledgement.

np: NIN-With Teeth