The best "Bad" movies you've ever seen?

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:34 pm

The Janitor

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:36 pm

jewels santana Wrote:

i think "ladies man" should be an american classic.

Truth.

Stone red's dark sunshine · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:17 pm **Posts:** 1096

Toxic Avenger

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Joseph P. Crack Wrote:

Pootie Tang?

I wouldn't call that bad, though.

now this:

Postmersh · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:13 pm

I thought this thread was supposed to be about bad movies...

'sides "Clifford", one hasn't popped up that's curled my hair...The ever-ridiculous "Manos" is the only one to come close to what I thought this thread'd be about...

Leon · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:15 pm

Kindegarten Cop just for Arnold's acent and bad acting and that movie that shaq was a genie in had to be one of the worst movies ever.

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:31 pm

Cabin Fever

Dreamcatcher - one of the silliest movies I've ever scene.

Basket Case

Thriller, aka "They Call Her One-Eye" - crazy, fucked up Dutch (or something) movie from the '70s about a woman who gets kidnapped and forced into prostitution and later escapes, learns martial arts, and gets revenge. Features a few hardcore sex scenes (kind of a shock) soundtracked by wierd siren sounds and several slow-mo fight scenes where you can see streams of blood flying out of the dudes' mouths and floating in the air.

Star Trek IV - hilarity

Police Academy 6 - amazing

That's all I've got right now.

shiv · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:42 pm

Troy (I think everyone's of the opinion that it's an overblown epic ala Oliver Stone's Alexander but I liked it enough to buy it)

Cellular (Really dumb, but Chris Evans makes it watchable. Also, it has Jessica Biel)

House Of Wax (Decent gore made it okay)

Drinky Wrote:

Dreamcatcher - one of the silliest movies I've ever scene.

Basket Case

Dreamcatcher flat out sucked.

Basket Case rules though.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:43 pm

PopTodd Wrote:

Spade Kitty Wrote:

PopTodd Wrote:

Timis Wrote:

They Live

I LOVE that movie.

But I think it actually got some pretty good reviews. I remember Ebert liking it, I think.

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Fucking classic!

Great movie. That ten minute no-music no-dialogue fight scenes is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things in movie history. "Oh it's Rowdy Roddy...we gotta have a fight scene and it has to go on entirely much too long"

Best.
Movie fight.
Ever.

No, that would be the House Of Blue Leaves sequence in Kill Bill Vol. 1.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:46 pm

Drinky Wrote:

Thriller, aka "They Call Her One-Eye" - crazy, fucked up Dutch (or something) movie from the '70s about a woman who gets kidnapped and forced into prostitution and later escapes, learns martial arts, and gets revenge. Features a few hardcore sex scenes (kind of a shock) soundtracked by wierd siren sounds and several slow-mo fight scenes where you can see streams of blood flying out of the dudes' mouths and floating in the air.

And you can actually see the bullet escaping the muzzle of the gun. Yes, the slow motion scenes were insanely slow. What, does it take like a full minute from the time she hits one of them before he hits the ground?

And yes, the hardcore sex scenes (straight out of porno) were shocking.

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

Stone Wrote:

Toxic Avenger

Was not a bad movie. I scored the unrated directors cut when it came out, it was amazing.

''You said you were taking me to the David Bowie concert...he's not David Bowie.''

Pure gold.

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

paranoidandroid Wrote:

Kindegarten Cop just for Arnold's acent and bad acting .

And the Manitoba's Wild Kingdom track playing at the club.

HideousLump · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:08 am

Drinky Wrote:

Thriller, aka "They Call Her One-Eye"

Not sure if it's really true, but the close-up wherein she becomes "One-Eye" is supposedly real, shot on a corpse.

Kit · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:47 pm **Posts:** 3052

Just plain bad:

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:13 am

I just bought Santa Claus Conquers The Martians. It was great.

I'm a huge Ed Wood fan and love Plan 9 From Outer Space to death.

I also own the Toxic Avenger and Cannibal! The Musical which a lot of people will, I'm sure, classify as really bad movies. Oh, and Rock And Roll High School.

I haven't seen Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies, yet. But I want to.

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:17 am

HideousLump Wrote:

Drinky Wrote:

Thriller, aka "They Call Her One-Eye"

Not sure if it's really true, but the close-up wherein she becomes "One-Eye" is supposedly real, shot on a corpse.

Yeah, I think it's real.

HideousLump · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:39 am

alongdrive Wrote:

I'm a huge Ed Wood fan and love Plan 9 From Outer Space to death.

Glen or Glenda, like "Kung Fu Fighting," is one of those things that transcends bad and circles around to crazy genius.

Bulldada, as yer Subgenius would have it.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:49 am

shiv Wrote:

Cellular (Really dumb, but Chris Evans makes it watchable. Also, it has Jessica Biel)

Are you kidding? I loved this movie. I like the way that, once it starts, it doesn't let up.

Which one was Jessica Biel? I don't remember her being in it...she must have had a small part...

Kit · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:47 pm **Posts:** 3052

Dusty Chalk Wrote:

shiv Wrote:

Cellular (Really dumb, but Chris Evans makes it watchable. Also, it has Jessica Biel)

Are you kidding? I loved this movie. I like the way that, once it starts, it doesn't let up.

I didn't mind Cellular. It was passable.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Joe Dirt
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

I can watch both of those movies over and over again and they never cease to make me laugh. no, I'm not proud of that fact...

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:07 am

Nakedprey Wrote:

Dusty Chalk Wrote:

shiv Wrote:

Cellular (Really dumb, but Chris Evans makes it watchable. Also, it has Jessica Biel)

Are you kidding? I loved this movie. I like the way that, once it starts, it doesn't let up.

I didn't mind Cellular. It was passable.

Movies with Jessica Biel = Dov's $10.25 ticket.

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:19 am

Kim Basinger should be banned from making any more movies after her performance in Cellular. Seriously, she was worse than Paris Hilton in House Of Wax.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:20 am

shiv Wrote:

Kim Basinger should be banned from making any more movies after her performance in Cellular. Seriously, she was worse than Paris Hilton in House Of Wax.

I have to admit, I wasn't blown away by her performance, but I will defend it and say that it was "adequate". Fortunately, the movie didn't hinge around her performance.

Kit · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:47 pm **Posts:** 3052

red Wrote:

Joe Dirt
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

I can watch both of those movies over and over again and they never cease to make me laugh. no, I'm not proud of that fact...

I like some of Joe Dirt.

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:23 am

Best part of Joe Dirt:

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