everybody on this board needs to get laid this weekend.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

chowgurt Wrote:

It does get better the farther you are from it.

In my experience, pussy is better the closer you are to it.

Jest sayin'

fickerson · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:57 pm

i'm workin' on it, but not holding my breath.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

fickerson Wrote:

i'm workin' on it, but not holding my breath.

you bat for the other team?

fickerson · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:03 pm

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

fickerson Wrote:

i'm workin' on it, but not holding my breath.

you bat for the other team?

ha ha.

i wish.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

If you bat for the other team, you might occasionally have to hold your breath.

fickerson · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:13 pm

i got it.

i wish i could bat for the other team, but i like men too much. i don't know why, it feels like a curse sometimes.

we'll see what happens tonight, it should be a crazy time.

jsh · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:16 pm

If by 'this weekend' you mean 'by the end of the year', maybe I'll have a chance.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

Au'Tannybaum Wrote:

There's advertising now?

you're hilarious, T. hehhehehe.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

fickerson Wrote:

i got it.

i wish i could bat for the other team, but i like men too much. i don't know why, it feels like a curse sometimes.

we'll see what happens tonight, it should be a crazy time.

wow, i never feel like being a straight male is such a curse that I should consider switching teams.

Well, good luck tonight on your cock hunt. Hope it works out well for you.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

chowgurt Wrote:

cemeterypolka Wrote:

What's this shit? When you get married you have to ask for goodnight kisses and the wives don't want to have sex? What the fuck? I know i'll never be like that because I live off of affection.

I love letting people know I care. And nothing says it better than giving kisses all the time. To that one person, of course.
:wink:

print his post, save it and see if your opinion changes after you've been married ten+ years with kids. Obviously it also depends on your spouse but they can change too!

Part of it might be age as well. Not to be condescending... but a certain ex-b-f of mine from high school went through this when he was around 18-20. It was part theoretical, and part justification for his right to do what he wanted. He snapped out of it pretty quickly once he got a little older, got into a "serious" relationship and thought about how he'd feel if his g-f did that to him. heh heh. (aaaahh... les garcons!)

chowgurt · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:27 pm

Dorkestra Teacher Wrote:

wow, i never feel like being a straight male is such a curse that I should consider switching teams.

Well, good luck tonight on your cock hunt. Hope it works out well for you.

Yeah, no shit.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

Charli Wrote:

Nah, too queasy this weekend for sex.

Josh will live. The first couple weeks or so after we discovered I was pregnant I had to have sex almost every day.

Charli, you're preggo?

<--- totally missed the boat

That's wicked! Congratulations!

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

Esh Wrote:

If by 'this weekend' you mean 'by the end of the year', maybe I'll have a chance.

C'mon now buddy... i don't believe it could be that glum.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

pollysix Wrote:

preggo?

It's in there.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

With the current list of threads I'm gonna have my b-f thinking I go to a sex & dating chat board instead of music one.

Pretty funny for those who access this place from work. So NSFW. heh heh.

hey look · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:36 pm

i really do need to get laid. i'm gonna work on that today.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:50 pm

"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:25 pm

pollysix Wrote:

With the current list of threads I'm gonna have my b-f thinking I go to a sex & dating chat board instead of music one.

Obner is the board with the 70's-style-porn wah-wah guitar lick. Waaaakkka chickaaaaaa whirrrrrr..... :pimp:

As to the "laid" question...done, & done.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

jsh · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:12 pm

pollysix Wrote:

Esh Wrote:

If by 'this weekend' you mean 'by the end of the year', maybe I'll have a chance.

C'mon now buddy... i don't believe it could be that glum.

I don't believe it either.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:27 pm

Jesus. I just got my first break from work since about 3 pm on Wednesday. I'm gonna check out some internet porn and eat Pop-Tarts for an hour.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

Diggity Dawg Wrote:

As to the "laid" question...done, & done.

<--Yup and yup.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

pollysix Wrote:

Diggity Dawg Wrote:

As to the "laid" question...done, & done.

<--Yup and yup.

well all right!

Dalen · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:36 pm

Elvis Fu Wrote:

Jesus. I just got my first break from work since about 3 pm on Wednesday. I'm gonna check out some internet porn and eat Pop-Tarts for an hour.

now that is some fuckin' ME time.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:38 pm

Dalen Wrote:

Elvis Fu Wrote:

Jesus. I just got my first break from work since about 3 pm on Wednesday. I'm gonna check out some internet porn and eat Pop-Tarts for an hour.

now that is some fuckin' ME time.

That's what I was thinking. Time well spent.

everybody on this board needs to get laid this weekend.

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