splates rates you

splates · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:19 am

Drinky Wrote:

Guess I'll get in line.

drinky

pros
- somewhat of an enigma
- generally good taste
- lives in ATL but isnt part of ATL crew

cons
- animal collective fan
- since i cant think of more cons, you're not doing your job properly

final score : 6.5/10

splates · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:24 am

Billzebub Wrote:

splates Wrote:

- called us australia's canada

Well, then do something to atone for Bic Runga.

pros:
- part of holy triumvirate of angry old man posters (radcliffe, billyg, billzebub)
- generally good taste
- puts loogar in his place
- made a reference to the Cramps in this thread

cons:
- asked me to atone for bic runga
- not at radcliffe levels of holier than thou attitude yet

final score:8.4/10

splates · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:28 am

duckyboy Wrote:

I probably don't have an online person at all, but go for it

duckyboy

pros
- decent name

cons:
- poor avatar choice
- not enough known as of yet (see TinyE ruling)

final score: 4.8/10

splates · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:30 am

Timis Wrote:

chowgurt Wrote:

can you get cramps from wimming?

jes

timis

pros:
- i know the name and he has less than 700 posts

cons
- some of the worst avatars on the board

final score: 4.4/10

splates · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:33 am

I Got Ish Wrote:

Scrutinize me upon your return.

ish

pros
- a bro
- works for a cool (though not as cool as it once was) label
- knows pollysix
- good taste in noise, electronic

cons
- recently started using ATL speak (eg signature)
- canadian

final score 8.8/10

splates · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:35 am

beachy Wrote:

Timis Wrote:

chowgurt Wrote:

can you get cramps from wimming?

jes

From what I know, wimming get cramps once a month, No?

Alrightythen, go for it:
But know this: I have Maori blood. My Grandmother was a Kiwi, who met my grandad during "the Great War"

proceed.

beachy

pros
- appears to be on substances when posting half the time
- lives in an awesome place

cons
- made terrible pun in this thread
- seems like a nice guy

final score: 7.1/10

splates · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:38 am

Aimarr Wrote:

gimme sum tender lovin'

aimarr

pros:
- excellent stoned facial expression
- pretty good taste (hip hop, ambient)

cons
- australian
- posts sporadically

final score : 3.9/10 (sorry, australians suffer a -3 deduction automatically)

splates · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:41 am

montythemongoose Wrote:

chowgurt Wrote:

haq, just edit the damn thing. He would give you more points just for doing it anyway!
Show him who's got bigger neuticles!

No, no, Haq isn't the one with Neuticals. Nor is Splates. I think you have them confused with LooGAR (who shaved his beard at the best of FEMGAR... even though, as Katie, a Princess, has pointed out, he really needs the beard to look even halfway presentable).

... As it stands, I cannot imagine what my score will be. Over/under is two-point-three.

monty

pros
- lives in parents basement
- occasionally lucid
- accurately predicted score

cons
- terrible taste in women/music etc
- worst posting style on the board
- tries to be accepted by yail bloor/loogar etc

final score: 2.3/10

splates · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:46 am

Aural Fixation Wrote:

Pilates, please add me to the list of many.

pros:
- co-matriarch of the board
- bestowed this shortened form of my name upon me
- latino

cons
- never angers
- too lenient in moderation
- overly excitable

final score: 9.1/10

no guru · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:49 am

splates Wrote:

montythemongoose Wrote:

chowgurt Wrote:

haq, just edit the damn thing. He would give you more points just for doing it anyway!
Show him who's got bigger neuticles!

No, no, Haq isn't the one with Neuticals. Nor is Splates. I think you have them confused with LooGAR (who shaved his beard at the best of FEMGAR... even though, as Katie, a Princess, has pointed out, he really needs the beard to look even halfway presentable).

... As it stands, I cannot imagine what my score will be. Over/under is two-point-three.

monty

pros
- lives in parents basement
- occasionally lucid
- accurately predicted score

cons
- terrible taste in women/music etc
- worst posting style on the board
- tries to be accepted by yail bloor/loogar etc

final score: 2.3/10

another pro:

- knows surprising amount about sports for a fake pervert

splates · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:50 am

aFreshStart4Me Wrote:

for some reason, I picture you looking like a hobbit

pros:
- in iraq
- has same first name as me

cons:
- in iraq
- username sets new record in terribleness
- thought the above comment would either offend or amuse me

final score: 6.1/10

splates · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:56 am

[quote="harry"][/quote]

harry

pros
- transfixing ex-acid head stories
- looks like a presidential candidate
- disturbing yet cool board uncle

cons
- never enters the fray in an argument
- doesnt post much
- tried to rate me in my own thread

final score: 7.2/10

splates · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:59 am

i think that brings us up to date

with that, i bid you adieu, and leave to sleep on this monday morning

that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you increase post count and start a multi page thread

no guru · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:59 pm

I'd have to say any thread that rates harry lower than 9 can't be an unqualified success.

Though harry does hate on the Merritt and Dolby. That I gotta frown slightly about. A little bit. A little bit.

TinyE · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:04 pm

I now have a ratings ruling named after me. I think that should be a pro.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:52 pm

what a fun thread.

who else is left besides me?

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:23 pm

splates Wrote:

Flying Rabbit Wrote:

Ok, I'll bite.

flying rabbit

pros
- made up for lurking time with flurry of posts
- decent taste
- up and coming poster

cons
- lurked for a long time
- hasnt made a name for himself yet

final score: 6.9/10

Its true. I need to have a high profile (think wrestling feud) with someone. Any takers?

daystar · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:14 pm **Posts:** 3298

Flying Rabbit Wrote:

Its true. I need to have a high profile (think wrestling feud) with someone. Any takers?

i could take you!

paper · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:37 pm

splates, you've never done shit for me..

Leon · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:41 pm

chowgurt · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:05 pm

splates Wrote:

Stop Breathin: Final Score : 5.9/10
Loogar: Final Score : 7.2/10
Elvis Fu : Final Score : 8.9/10
Shiv : Final score : 7.4/10
Daystar : final score: 7.8/10
FT : final score : 6.4/10 (at one point this was much higher, your lack of presence as of late has deducted points)
dog on wheels : final score: 4.7/10 (a name/avatar change would bring you above threshold)
Konstantinl : final score : 8.3/10
Cemetarypolka : final score : 8.4/10
pollysix : final score : 9.7/10
frosted : final score: 6.7/10
Prince of darkness : final score : 5.9 (potential to move this to 7.9) (edit : i just moved this down an entire point for calling me australian)
Haqdiesel : final score : 3.9/10 (halved due to not getting rid of stickies)
ayah : final score : 8.4/10
SpontaneousPoet : final score: 8.7/10
dumpjack : final score: 5.0/10
crack : final score: 6.7/10
northern soul : final score: 3.9/10
petecockroach : final score: 6.0/10 (on the rise however) NB:all new posters start at 5/10
nakedprey : final score: 4.9/10
borg166 : final score : 4.1/10
yail bloo r: final score:8.0/10
oldbulee : final score: 5.7/10
charli : final score : 7.8/10
NOTHINGFACE : final score : 6.2/10
TINYE : final score: 5.4/10 (to be amended once more research has been conducted)
radcliffe : final score: 8.7/10
hot.wax : final score : 4.5/10 (below 5 just cos of that full stop)
hideouslump : final score : 5.9/10
nobody : final score: 5.2/10
Dalen : final score: 7.9/10
robotboy : final score:7.4/10
chowgurt : final score: 5.7/10
drinky : final score : 6.5/10
Billzebub : final score:8.4/10
duckyboy : final score: 4.8/10
timis : final score: 4.4/10
ish : final score 8.8/10
beachy : final score : 7.1/10
aimarr : final score : 3.9/10 (sorry, australians suffer a -3 deduction automatically)
monty : final score: 2.3/10
Aural Fixation : final score: 9.1/10
aFreshStart4Me : final score: 6.1/10
harry : final score: 7.2/10

no guru · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:08 pm

Polly Alex scored wicked high.

Which I understand, yeah.

Can we use these as like our Indie SAT's or something?

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:22 pm

Polly is well-deserving of a high score.

discostu · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:29 pm

Keep going. I love that people can be identified/judged through the context of short stabs of written text accumulated over time.

no guru · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:32 pm

discostu Wrote:

Keep going. I love that people can be identified/judged through the context of short stabs of written text accumulated over time.

To quote Earth, Wind & Fire, "that's the way of the world."

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