Wifely Expectations - A complete contract

wilked · **Posted:** Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:56 am

So this sicko apparently kidnapped his wife to be, and made up a contract of wifely duties for her to sign. There are 4 pages of it, linked below

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/02 ... ract1.html

Sketch · **Posted:** Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:42 pm

wilked · **Posted:** Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:51 pm

carry on then...

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:53 pm

"I bought the bitch pizza...She must have known I wanted to f*ck her!" - "Dice"

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:53 pm

What a freak. Surely, his wife was aware of some of his 'demands' before she married him.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

so she DID marry him? WTF? Is she retarded?

I mean, she's the one that got with the psycho in the first place.

Charli · **Posted:** Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:05 pm

Oh god I'm going to be sick. What a sick fucking bastard. I hope his balls are cut off.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Charli Wrote:

Oh god I'm going to be sick. What a sick fucking bastard. I hope his balls are cut off.

i read the contract, and I'm pretty sure that isn't in her wifely expectations.

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:14 pm

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:48 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

so she DID marry him? WTF? Is she retarded?

I mean, she's the one that got with the psycho in the first place.

She married him, but she didn't sign the contract.

And apparently he's into child pornography as well.