snoooooooooooore.

c'mon bitches, bring it fer chissakes.

Yeah, time to really up the stakes for Round 2.

buht iyts hardt tooo typ width only oneh and free

I departed from work at 1600, and had not been in front of a 'puter 'til now... As it is, my time away, in the four-dimensional real-scape, was great. I went to make a co-pay to my physician, and found out that rather than owing 10$, I have a 178$ credit. Better still: the secretary on duty, prolly thirty, looked to be a former (?!?) "dancer", and it was hard not to think of her thin lips spreading wide, being bifurcated by my shaft.

Oooh-ra.

I just saw Dov's thread about his birthday wishes for his grandmother, and I realized that http://www.cumguzzlingrannies.edu must have been secured by juice.

Even I wouldn't go that far, dude. On the reals.

They's got to have some teeth.

You don't know fun until you go gum.

I'll leave that to you. Me, I'll be gnawing on a camel-toe, somewhere.

WINNER so far!

we need a bj/gag smiley, complete with tearing eyes.

Heh. Heh. Bifurcated.

See, monty has the upper hand, because he sees the mongerability in every day situations. Nothing contrived about imagining getting a nice suck job from some medical office secri-slut..we all do it, he just ahs a way of expressing it.

Oddly enough, I learned that during my abbreviated time with two interns from High Times... Whatever the studies may say, marihuana certainly doesn't reduce sex drive, in women.

And I won't begin to tell you where they stuck the bong. Let's just say, if the one had been pregnant, the baby would have been stoned from (before) birth.

I concede. There's no topping this on my end.

Uh, juice, you top someone else's end, not your own.

Just one more reason for me to throw in the towel.

You might want to be careful how you pick it up though...may still be damp from the last splooge-a-thon.

which one can out-DO the other. GET IT? OUT DO?

GOOD ADVICE FOR FUTURE COMPETITIONS:

Pervy pedagogue sent to prison after paying 15-year-old with fake cash
OKAYAMA -- A high court on Wednesday ordered a former junior high school teacher to spend 30 months in prison for buying the sexual services of a junior high school girl using counterfeit money.

Toshihiro Takatsuki, 30, formerly a part-time teacher from Asaguchi, Okayama Prefecture, created 11 fake 10,000 yen notes using a color printer in February 2005, according to the ruling. A few weeks later, he paid a 15-year-old for sex using three of them.

The judge at the Hiroshima High Court's Okayama branch told the man that buying the sexual services of a junior high school girl and the use of bogus notes were shameful crimes, and that he couldn't avoid a prison term.

However, the judge handed down a sentence shorter than that previously given by the lower court, saying that Takatsuki had already reached an out-of-court settlement with the woman for using the counterfeit notes. (Mainichi)

So, Juice, are you giving in...? The semen-soaked towel line seems to indicate you still have a reserve of material, but if you want to cheat yourself, fine. I'd rather cheat with your girl, though, dawg... Eat my semen right out of her asshole.

OK, now this is a perv-off. And Juice is not a perv. He's just horny.

monty just wants it more.

I have no problem admitting that I suck at being a perv on demand.

I have to defend my demense.

It would be as if paperdoll were a krylon-huffer... The Senator would have to redouble his effort to maintain his title as "silverbeard".

Me, I just have to have come and gravy running down my chest....

If you were, and OPA! had your number, he'd call ye














To ask if you would allow him to teabag you.

Senator, your verdict? Officially, I mean. Give us the score.