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OPA!
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I knew this and it is why I'm bringing Scope for you.


I have a dirty-but-functional question...

Let's put this in OPA terminology. Let's say OPA gargles a shitload of listerine, and then suddenly finds a naked cousin-in-law in front of him. Does it tingle for the in-law?


I don't know but I'm willing to try. Anyone?


My answer was there is only one way to find out.


Uhhh...anyone?
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I got same-sex cruised at the art store on my lunchhour.


I hope she was more polite than the girl I ran into Friday night. Oh, and not wasted.

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Uhhh...anyone?


Shot dooooown.

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You can watch if SP's up for testing out...for purely scientific reasons, of course...

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I got same-sex cruised at the art store on my lunchhour.


I hope she was more polite than the girl I ran into Friday night. Oh, and not wasted.


Sweet as sugar.
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OPA! Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
I knew this and it is why I'm bringing Scope for you.

I have a dirty-but-functional question...

Let's put this in OPA terminology. Let's say OPA gargles a shitload of listerine, and then suddenly finds a naked cousin-in-law in front of him. Does it tingle for the in-law?


I don't know but I'm willing to try. Anyone?

My answer was there is only one way to find out.

Uhhh...anyone?

I once went out with a woman who thought she was doing me a favor by squeezing toothpaste in her mouth beforehand. I put a stop to that pretty quick. The answer: yes.
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I got same-sex cruised at the art store on my lunchhour.


I hope she was more polite than the girl I ran into Friday night. Oh, and not wasted.


Sweet as sugar.


Tell us more, both of you.

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Money shot dooooown.
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You can watch if SP's up for testing out...for purely scientific reasons, of course...


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I once went out with a woman who thought she was doing me a favor by squeezing toothpaste in her mouth beforehand. I put a stop to that pretty quick. The answer: yes.


Radcliffe just totally ruined your night. ;)

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Oh geez...I have gas.
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DumpJack Wrote:
pollysix Wrote:
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pollysix Wrote:
I got same-sex cruised at the art store on my lunchhour.


I hope she was more polite than the girl I ran into Friday night. Oh, and not wasted.


Sweet as sugar.


Tell us more, both of you.


Me: friendly, chatty, wearing my old-skool-punk-rock-kick-ass leather jacket
Her: pretty, fem-ey (surprizingly), very chatty, interested in my upcoming trip and smiling a huge smile as we said goodbye.

Heh heh, it's nice to be appreciated. And she was cute so it was a compliment.
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pollysix Wrote:
DumpJack Wrote:
pollysix Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
pollysix Wrote:
I got same-sex cruised at the art store on my lunchhour.


I hope she was more polite than the girl I ran into Friday night. Oh, and not wasted.


Sweet as sugar.


Tell us more, both of you.


Me: friendly, chatty, wearing my old-skool-punk-rock-kick-ass leather jacket
Her: pretty, fem-ey (surprizingly), very chatty, interested in my upcoming trip and smiling a huge smile as we said goodbye.

Heh heh, it's nice to be appreciated. And she was cute so it was a compliment.


Ummm... my story involves the sentence "Can I smell your fingers?"

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nobody Wrote:
You can watch if SP's up for testing out...for purely scientific reasons, of course...


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I once went out with a woman who thought she was doing me a favor by squeezing toothpaste in her mouth beforehand. I put a stop to that pretty quick. The answer: yes.


Radcliffe just totally ruined your night. ;)


Bastard!
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pollysix Wrote:
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pollysix Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
pollysix Wrote:
I got same-sex cruised at the art store on my lunchhour.


I hope she was more polite than the girl I ran into Friday night. Oh, and not wasted.


Sweet as sugar.


Tell us more, both of you.


Me: friendly, chatty, wearing my old-skool-punk-rock-kick-ass leather jacket
Her: pretty, fem-ey (surprizingly), very chatty, interested in my upcoming trip and smiling a huge smile as we said goodbye.

Heh heh, it's nice to be appreciated. And she was cute so it was a compliment.


Ummm... my story involves the sentence "Can I smell your fingers?"


I think I'd rather hear your story.
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Ummm... my story involves the sentence "Can I smell your fingers?"


:shock:

So it does in fact tingle, Rads? And not pleasantly? Hmm. Well, the upside is that I can look at SP's avatar without ... being uncomfortable.

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nobody Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
pollysix Wrote:
DumpJack Wrote:
pollysix Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
pollysix Wrote:
I got same-sex cruised at the art store on my lunchhour.


I hope she was more polite than the girl I ran into Friday night. Oh, and not wasted.


Sweet as sugar.


Tell us more, both of you.


Me: friendly, chatty, wearing my old-skool-punk-rock-kick-ass leather jacket
Her: pretty, fem-ey (surprizingly), very chatty, interested in my upcoming trip and smiling a huge smile as we said goodbye.

Heh heh, it's nice to be appreciated. And she was cute so it was a compliment.


Ummm... my story involves the sentence "Can I smell your fingers?"


I think I'd rather hear your story.


How odd, I actually have a similar story.
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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
Ummm... my story involves the sentence "Can I smell your fingers?"


:shock:

So it does in fact tingle, Rads? And not pleasantly? Hmm. Well, the upside is that I can look at SP's avatar without ... being uncomfortable.


I don't know, I think it depends. It's the altoid effect, but a little stronger.

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OPA! Wrote:
nobody Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
pollysix Wrote:
DumpJack Wrote:
pollysix Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
pollysix Wrote:
I got same-sex cruised at the art store on my lunchhour.


I hope she was more polite than the girl I ran into Friday night. Oh, and not wasted.


Sweet as sugar.


Tell us more, both of you.


Me: friendly, chatty, wearing my old-skool-punk-rock-kick-ass leather jacket
Her: pretty, fem-ey (surprizingly), very chatty, interested in my upcoming trip and smiling a huge smile as we said goodbye.

Heh heh, it's nice to be appreciated. And she was cute so it was a compliment.


Ummm... my story involves the sentence "Can I smell your fingers?"


I think I'd rather hear your story.


How odd, I actually have a similar story.


Dave, wanna hear OPA's story?

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DumpJack Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
Ummm... my story involves the sentence "Can I smell your fingers?"


:shock:

So it does in fact tingle, Rads? And not pleasantly? Hmm. Well, the upside is that I can look at SP's avatar without ... being uncomfortable.


I don't know, I think it depends. It's the altoid effect, but a little stronger.


I can't decide whether that would be a good thing or not. Probably not. The research would be fun, but it sounds like a case of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it."

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
DumpJack Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
SpontaneousPoet Wrote:
Ummm... my story involves the sentence "Can I smell your fingers?"


:shock:

So it does in fact tingle, Rads? And not pleasantly? Hmm. Well, the upside is that I can look at SP's avatar without ... being uncomfortable.


I don't know, I think it depends. It's the altoid effect, but a little stronger.


I can't decide whether that would be a good thing or not. Probably not. The research would be fun, but it sounds like a case of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it."


A guy gargled (oddly enough) citrus Listerine one time before we started making out. Things didn't really progress to the point of having an answer to our query though.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
So it does in fact tingle, Rads? And not pleasantly? Hmm. Well, the upside is that I can look at SP's avatar without ... being uncomfortable.


I don't know, I think it depends. It's the altoid effect, but a little stronger.


I can't decide whether that would be a good thing or not. Probably not. The research would be fun, but it sounds like a case of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it."

There's certain things that don't really need, um, extra adornment. A gorgeous woman's mouth would be one of them. OPA's mouth, however, is a whole 'nuther story.
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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
DumpJack Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
So it does in fact tingle, Rads? And not pleasantly? Hmm. Well, the upside is that I can look at SP's avatar without ... being uncomfortable.


I don't know, I think it depends. It's the altoid effect, but a little stronger.


I can't decide whether that would be a good thing or not. Probably not. The research would be fun, but it sounds like a case of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it."

There's certain things that don't really need, um, extra adornment. A gorgeous woman's mouth would be one of them. OPA's mouth, however, is a whole 'nuther story.


All the listerine in the world...

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yeh, i'm just gonna log out and go back to work....

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yeh, i'm just gonna log out and go back to work....


Don't go. Can I interest you to a blow job? ;)
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