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HaqDiesel
 Post subject: THE OFFICIAL INSTANT COFFEE SMELLS LIKE BACON THREAD
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And it tastes like cardboard.

2 for 2.

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pepperoni and asparagus quiche?

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those sons-of-bitches are SUNDRIED TOMATOES, damnit!

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if you dunk sugar cookies into burnt coffee, it tastes like soggy bacon.

I know this because orchestra mommies can't make coffee for shit, and they bring sugar cookies they don't want at home for after the concert.

They save the samoas for themselves.

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if you dunk sugar cookies into burnt coffee, it tastes like soggy bacon.

I know this because orchestra mommies can't make coffee for shit, and they bring sugar cookies they don't want at home for after the concert.

They save the samoas for themselves.


As a teacher, your post reminds me of the Simpsons where they drink coffee flavored bevoreen (sp?) with whitener.
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Time to bust out Mr. Phil's Opus on the mommie's cookies, quick before your pink slip matures. Now's your chance.








this post should count twice--no three times--- for all the 2x entendres

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Promethium Wrote:
Prince of Darkness Wrote:
if you dunk sugar cookies into burnt coffee, it tastes like soggy bacon.

I know this because orchestra mommies can't make coffee for shit, and they bring sugar cookies they don't want at home for after the concert.

They save the samoas for themselves.


As a teacher, your post reminds me of the Simpsons where they drink coffee flavored bevoreen (sp?) with whitener.


Grey with creamium.

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Damn, I couldn't think of the creamium, at least I remembered the bevoreen and someone knows what I am talking about.

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Never ate cardboard before so I have no reference point here.

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you've never even sucked on any?

or, like, accidentally eaten some of the paper on your ice cream cone?
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Nope.


What planet are you from?

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Nope.


What planet are you from?


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http://youtube.com/watch?v=oNA02eWobVU& ... 0cardboard
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The real issue in question: What the hell were you doing drinking instant coffee in the first place?


(<---coffee snob)
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when i asked my (non-coffee-drinker) roommate to pick me up coffee at the store, he brought this back

i tried it. bad move.
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HaqDiesel Wrote:
when i asked my (non-coffee-drinker) roommate to pick me up coffee at the store, he brought this back

i tried it. bad move.


Yeh. I actually did see that in the other thread you mentioned it in... I was just being a jerk (for fun). :wink:


edit: now the real question is: what the hell is wrong with your roommate? why no coffee?


(<--- total evangelical coffee addict)
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i don't know... he thinks he doesn't need it. obviously delusional, but he's set in his ways.
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Seriously. I mean what is wrong with him?




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i don't know... he thinks he doesn't need it. obviously delusional, but he's set in his ways.


I do not understand this. Perhaps the ounces upon ounces of coffee I drank today flooded my brain.
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you've never even sucked on any?

or, like, accidentally eaten some of the paper on your ice cream cone?

Or eaten these?:

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pepperoni and asparagus quiche?

the only quiche man should eat is quiche lorraine or quiche with salmon and spinach.

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to be announced Wrote:
robotboy Wrote:
pepperoni and asparagus quiche?

the only quiche man should eat is quiche lorraine or quiche with salmon and spinach.


Don't get me wrong, those are tried and true staples, but I want more out of life.

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