teacher... year-long contract. Sorta like "you're fired, next year."

All true, but god hates a coward. Sometimes you just GOTTA.

And yes is truly blaze of glory type stuff on the last days. Hungover, hittin' on hotties, free lunches, half daze.

motivation must be low

Must block out thoughts so I don't do something stupid to get purposefully canned.

One still has to finish out one's contract till the end of the school year, and get pimped out to play music for graduation.

give a shit factor is off the charts.

Now the gym teacher is fishing for compliments, but I was too busy stuffing the face, so now she's flirting with a sixth grade social studies teacher.

I'm belching garlic like a platoon of dagos.

Man, now that the weather is warming up, these latina teachers are SLUTTING it up. I didn't realize so many of them had tattoos, not just the tramp stamp, but the hip bone, or the anklet, one on the cleavage.... trashiness.

If i was a middle school boy, there's no way I would be able to concentrate. Shit, I'm a committed man and I can't concentrate.

Hubba. Hubba. Hubba.

Their hip bones are visible?

Cue Van Halen "Hot For Teacher"

I don't remember having any attractive teachers

Unadulterated teacher comedy! Priceless.

I remember a few, Mrs. Falotico in 9th grade stands out in my memory, she was 23, one year of teaching under the belt, a slamming cheerleader body and smile, and smart as hell.

But yeah, there's a lot of young hott ass teachers here. It's amazing how many of them have kids, and old kids at that. There's this one little sixth grade teacher, she's redonkulous, she's 26, and has a 9 year old. He'll be a sixth grader at this school in 2 years.

Huh? The gym teacher's got a 5 and a 3 year old.

LEARN HOW TO FUCKING GIFT WRAP!

wanna ride bareback? Take the pill, get the shot, do something.

Swallow that load, or wear it around your neck, but ferchrissakes, WHAT WERE YOU DOING HAVING KIDS AT THAT AGE WITH LOSERS WHO YOU KNEW WERE GONNA DISAPPEAR?

dude, i totally just spotted thong. And she can totally get away with it.

I love when girls hike their pants up, it's almost like they push them down before they pull them up again.

I don't understand it, but I thank god in heaven above for it.

I'm gonna go some more pasta.

One quote-worthy post after another.

Thread just keeps delivering.

<---- Getting nervous about that ride to Boston...

So I'm getting pasta, and who makes a beeline for me other than the hot gym teacher? And she's flirting hard and fast, and the filter from my mouth is still broken, so I don't know WHAT the fuck I'm saying, and she made a comment about how I'm looking so much better than at the beginning of the year, but I better lay off the seconds of pasta, so I'm like what does it matter to you, and she's like, you just look so good I'd hate to see you blow it, and i'm like get the fuck outta here and I hip check her hard, cause i've got pasta in one hand, and a pepsi in the other, so she comes back and hip checks me, so i hip check her hard and she goes flying for a couple steps, so she runs back at me to shove me, and I turn my shoulder into it cause I see it coming and she tried to hold up and ended up half grabbing my ass, and squeezing my chest.

I SWEAR I'M NOT TRYING TO GET IN TROUBLE I JUST WANT TO EAT MY PASTA!

Now she's sitting a couple chairs away and i'm dutifully not making eye contact, but her skirt is riding up like basic instinct, and she's licking her lips, but it could just be the italian beef gravy.

I'll sober up by then, I promise.

It'll be tunes and good times. Bring your wife along to chaperone. She can burn us mixes off my lap top in the x cab.

Willis, you makin' this shit up now?

I mean, at this rate, you're gonna go home today with either a fresh lawsuit or the smell of fresh Fresh on you, if you get me.

And how are you able to flirt, eat, AND post simultaneously?? That's the real artistry at work here.

Sicilian math instructor, perhaps?

It involves alot of talking with the mouth full, which is unbelievably hott. I'm trying to be disgusting, and it's reeling this bitch in. I don't fucking get it. So the librarians, computer teachers, gym teachers, art and music teacher comprise the "exploratory team" and we're meeting in teams now. I'm ignoring the meeting, but the fact that my birthday is coming up came up, and they're all like oh, and you just lost both of your jobs, you poor thing, we should do something nice for your birthday, what do you want? And I said How about a threesome? It just came out. Everyone just STOPPED. Then the kind of fat femme big black buck computer teacher who never ever laughs just busted out. Cracked the fuck up. Rest of the team joins suit. I'm on a roll, with them. So fast forward a few minutes, my pasta is gone, I'm still ignoring this meeting, and the gym teacher walks up behind and starts RUBBING MY SHOULDERS and my NECK! "Ooh you're all tense" and shit like that.

And I had nothing to say, and then she stopped to make her way back to the crackers and cheese, and I managed to get out a thank you in a timely fashion, but my brain short circuited like Johnny Fucking Five.

And now she's sitting right across from me.

WHY IS SHE FUCKING WITH ME?

Man, deena is gonna read this and I'm gonna die.

Love you babes, don't kill me.

God that skirt is riding up...

[stewie griffin] I want to Live! LIIIIIIVE! [/stewie griffin]

another inch and we'd have cheekage peekage.

Phil, you're about 10 seconds from cracking open the Plan B folder...

"..and to make things worse, I just found out I have a burning case of herpes!"

[charlie murphy] There are alot of great storytellers, but how you gonna make that shit up? If you ever meet Prince, I DARE YOU... challenge him to a game of one on one. And make sure your peoples are there, cuz you MIGHT get embarrassed.[/charlie murphy]

Phil's typing with one hand.

Her or me? Is "Plan B Folder" code for hot gym teacher snatch?