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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:32 pm 
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I thought zonk was bad...

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The Greatest Game ever – STUMP



The object of stump is simple - be the last person to have your nail standing. I will attempt to describe how the game is played, but it is simply much easier to demonstrate.


1) Each player nails their nail about one quarter of the way into the top of the stump.


2) Each player then takes turns (individually, not simultaneously) throwing their hammer in the air end over end. The player must then catch the hammer after one revolution and in a FLUID MOTION attempt to strike someone else's nail. If you don't hit any nails, you drink. If you hit someone else's nail but it is not totally pounded into the stump, that person drinks. If you pound someone else's nail into the stump that player must finish his/her beer. Note: It is frowned upon in the world of stump to hit a nail with any part of the hammer other than the part designed to hit nails. It is also frowned upon to not catch and swing in a fluid motion. If a player does one of these frowned upon actions, it is expected that other players in the game comment on how said action is frowned upon.


3) As the game continues, you are allowed to take your turn to either:

a) Fix your nail

b) Toss the hammer and try to hit someone else's nail

A player may want to fix his/her nail because they feel it is too close to being hit into the stump, thus ending their participation in said round.


4) As players are eliminated, the order of players is noted for the end of round waterfall. Obviously the last player standing starts the waterfall and the first player out is at the end.


5) Players play until they do not want to play any more.


Flaming stump is the same, only with a stump doused with lighter fluid and lit on fire.


I do not recommend anyone ever play either version of this game, I was only explaining how the game works.



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:41 pm 
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can you do this with a wooden leg?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:43 pm 
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I used to play this, only with chainsaws.

I think that's how it got its name, actually.


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Actually, yes. Twice. Once in a non-drinking capacity as a kid, and once in a drinking capacity as an adult, at least a couple rounds until, "Okay this is fucking stupid I can drink on my own" set in.

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Fu Wrote:
at least a couple rounds until, "Okay this is fucking stupid I can drink on my own" set in.


yeah, this prevents me from most drinking games.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:09 pm 
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ok. it is frowned upon to hit the nail with some non-designated nail-hitting part of the hammer. However, it is not frowned upon to be throwing and twirling hammers around while drunk?

Game = dangerous.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:11 pm 
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zonk is fun when you add some alternate rules into it


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I haven't played this exact game but at a bar in northern MN next to one of my buddie's cabins they have a stump used for drinking games.

You use small little nails and a small hammer and go around until someone completely sinks their nail. You have to drink after each attempt or some such thing. I forget all the rules because I'm usually so drunk by the time we even start playing.


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Spade Kitty Wrote:
zonk is fun when you add some alternate rules into it


or if you play with such strict rules that men are reduced to tears at the table.

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what's zonk?

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shiv Wrote:
what's zonk?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zonk

I'd never heard of it either...and I gave up on that article after a page or two


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jagged Wrote:
shiv Wrote:
what's zonk?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zonk

I'd never heard of it either...and I gave up on that article after a page or two


wow, i think the author was stoned when writing that as well as inventing it.


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