ahh, it's actually:

"Watch out for snakes!" -Disembodied Voice. #506(Eegah!)

yeah sorry about that buddy. i use chris rock's "first the fat boys break up and now this" from Boomerang, people used to seem to think that i was distraught about the fat boys, and now no one seems to know who they were.

someonenes avatar is gumming up page 2 of this thread.


"am i wrong? am i wrong?" - walter

another mst3k quote i use now&then is "i blame my parents!"

usually random stuff from glengarry glen ross

"you fairy, you company man"

"you stupid fuckin cunt"

there was some thing we had to do at work to try and get customers to switch to usps instead of fedex/ups and our managers were calling them leads or something like that and for a day i kept walking around saying "the fucking leads are weak? you're weak!". no one got it.

I cannot tell you how many times I've seen that movie. Like a lot or something.

When the weather takes a particular nasty turn, I drive my wife nuts by quoting, in an annoying voice, Carl the grounds keeper from Caddy Shack that "I don't think the hard stuff is going to come down for a while yet". Most recently when we were at a baseball game getting drenched and whether we should leave... heck no.. I don't think the hard stuff is going to come down for a while yet.


I quote Raising Arizona all the time... someone asks about kids (ours are getting too big to cuddle, problems with my semen, her insides ar a rocky place), furniture (divan for socializing and relaxing with the family unit), TV (education and football, the finer things), politics (blame everything and all failures on that sumbitch Reagan), whatever...., there's always an applicable quote from that movie. Probably my all time favorite comedy.

Old Yeller - "When he's slobberin' and staggerin' around there, you know he's got that hydrophoby for sure."

"Hydrophoby?!"

Actually, I do use this one pretty often.

man. this is a movie I need to watch again. It has been too long.

absolutely

Me and the boys....a few co-colds.

Oh, can't believe I forgot, the line I use the most is...

One of these days I gotta get myself organizized.

Its funny because when I say that 99% of people just look at me strangely and wonder why I say "organizized" instead of "organized" (I mean, they look at me like I'm dumb...sigh...one day someone will get it).

I don't get it.

I know I do this. I just can't think of anything right now.

Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One I used about 15 min. ago at work...

"But I'm not even supposed to be here today."

what's the date . . . WHAT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!

fletch: defenseless babies!

42nd street: musta been tough on ya mutha, not havin' any kids.

"It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up."

School of Rock?

"Cat juggling!"

i don't even think i've ever SEEN the movie that this comes from.... but i love the line....

GET IN MY BELLY!

You've never seen Austin Powers 2?

nope. but somehow i know that quote.
(and i've never seen the whole austin powers 1 either.)

God, there are a million in Sling Blade

"I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture."

"She had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush."

"just how retarded are you?"

"You really think it's got peckers in there? "

Pink Flamingos
"Sure mama, I wouldn't shit ya. "
"you stand convicted of assholeism!"