"Hey, Dad! You know Jet from Episode 16 of Avatar: The Last Airbender? Now he's teamed up with Zanku, so that means DOOM!"

please translate.

I have no idea.

But apparently EVERYONE knows Episode 16.

Duh, Dad.

whenever my sister refers to you guys collectively, she calls you "the avatars"

I think Zanku is one of the guys from Electric Wizard.

Nice.

Okay, maybe it was Zarku or Zaku. I'll ask Connor.

He says

"It's Zuko, Dad. Z-U-K-O. He's only leader of the whole Fire Nation and the Airbender's mortal enemy. I thought you knew that."

dude, your kid is already into doom, and he probably hasn't even heard Sabbath. awesome.

My 10 year old daughter, says it's Zuko---the banished Fire-Nation Prince who needs to capture the Avatar---direct quote. My daughters love this show. I've never watched it myself.

Connor likes Jesse McCartney, Simple Plan and They Might Be Giants.


Oh, and AC/DC.

one hyphenated word: v-chip

only a matter of time...

This child is going to hell.

I've only watched the show long enough to know it's age appropriate. Mostly I hear it in the background from the living room when I'm doing other stuff and it's blur of boom crash scream WE MUST SAVE OUR PEOPLE FROM DESTRUCTION YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE wham bang NO YOU WONT DEFEAT ME WITH THOSE PALTRY POWERS the day is saved once again the end.

dude, that's Fox News.

Is there an Ang on Fox news? Maybe he's not on Nickelodeon after all.

Earlier, he had cut out a television screen mock-up from a cardboard box and was running around the house with it plastered to his head asking everyone if they had a choice between ButtVision and StupidFace Vision formats, which would they choose. He said they were both Hi-Def and $39.95 a month. But one came with Farts and the other with Nose Picking. Both with slo-motion instant replay and TIVO option.

Awesome.

Oded Fehr as Zankou on Charmed

<--- was gonna be all: "Wow, girls playing video games... good job...".

<--- bad guess.

<--- apparently old & out of touch.

Just like our dear Neko Case.