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 Post subject: somebody finally explains marmaduke
PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:27 pm 
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Marmaduke surprised Owner-Lady and caused her to spill what appears to be six gallons worth of milk all over her kitchen table and son. It is unclear whether Marmaduke's actions were mischievous or spiteful, but the smart money is on spiteful.
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Can you edit the title to say "Someone with no sense of humor explains Marmaduke, though no one was really waiting for one"?

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i disagree on the "no sense of humor"

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lame sense of humor then.

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I laughed at:

uniquely canine disregard for local building codes

and

(Marmaduke, for reasons still at large, owns a very large number of mobile phones).
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i think it's funny
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shiv has no soul.

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HaqDiesel Wrote:
i think it's funny


and you made fun of me for liking Mutts. :roll:

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This is amazing. A work friend and I daily scratch our heads that Marmaduke's writer can keep plugging away at the same basic three jokes for decades and decades.

We routinely argue which is worse - Marmaduke or Dennis the Menace for sheer soul-killing repetition and malaise. How can these people keep cranking out something that is so obviously dead?

She's gonna love this.
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me and my friends used to send each marmaduke emails - the unfunniest thing ever. other than the holocaust.

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what's a marmaduke email?
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Dickie Waivers 74 Wrote:
me and my friends used to send each marmaduke emails - the unfunniest thing ever. other than the holocaust.


No. I am pretty sure that's even unfunnier than the holocaust.
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fuse Wrote:
This is amazing. A work friend and I daily scratch our heads that Marmaduke's writer can keep plugging away at the same basic three jokes for decades and decades.

We routinely argue which is worse - Marmaduke or Dennis the Menace for sheer soul-killing repetition and malaise. How can these people keep cranking out something that is so obviously dead?

She's gonna love this.


CATHY

Also, FAMILY CIRCUS.

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FAMILY CIRCUS.


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Brother Fouzone Wrote:
fuse Wrote:
This is amazing. A work friend and I daily scratch our heads that Marmaduke's writer can keep plugging away at the same basic three jokes for decades and decades.

We routinely argue which is worse - Marmaduke or Dennis the Menace for sheer soul-killing repetition and malaise. How can these people keep cranking out something that is so obviously dead?

She's gonna love this.


CATHY

Also, FAMILY CIRCUS.


Or even Garfield. I mean seriously guys, how many times can he send Odie to Abu Dabai? I have no idea if I spelled that correctly.
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That website is great. Proof that the newspaper comic strip is a dead, dead medium.

I like how every time they show Marmaduke sleeping, he explains it as "Marmaduke is dying."
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HaqDiesel Wrote:
Brother Fouzone Wrote:
FAMILY CIRCUS.


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oh man.

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HaqDiesel Wrote:
Brother Fouzone Wrote:
FAMILY CIRCUS.


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oh man.

WOW. I just spit water all over my cpu. I should add that to my signature.

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Howard Huge sends his regards.
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Sen. LooGAR (D - MEH) Wrote:
DumpJack Wrote:
HaqDiesel Wrote:
Brother Fouzone Wrote:
FAMILY CIRCUS.


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oh man.

WOW. I just spit water all over my cpu. I should add that to my signature.

I've got two books of these molo'd Family Circus cartoons, drawn almost a decade ago by Robin Bougie. The cover of the first one features a picture of Billy talking to his little brother under the title "I HATE YOU, YOU PERVERTED FUCK, AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!" It's all similarly funny, socially reprehensible stuff like the cartoon Haq posted.

Anyway, at the back of those Family Suck-Ass parodies, there's a few panels of Marma-puke. I'll have to scan 'em and post 'em here.
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Meatbone Wrote:
Brother Fouzone Wrote:
fuse Wrote:
This is amazing. A work friend and I daily scratch our heads that Marmaduke's writer can keep plugging away at the same basic three jokes for decades and decades.

We routinely argue which is worse - Marmaduke or Dennis the Menace for sheer soul-killing repetition and malaise. How can these people keep cranking out something that is so obviously dead?

She's gonna love this.


CATHY

Also, FAMILY CIRCUS.


Or even Garfield. I mean seriously guys, how many times can he send Odie to Abu Dabai? I have no idea if I spelled that correctly.


Wrong, Garfield is some deep, introspective shit...

http://garfieldisdead.ytmnd.com/
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see, now this is funny.

[img][650:219]http://www.neilswaab.com/comics/wiggles/images/rehab147.jpg[/img]

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Holy Christ, shiv. That first one is incredible.

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