i forgot that the giant russian was fighting tonight on HBO

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:48 pm

is he supposed to really be any good, or just a freakshow?

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

holy shit. that guy looks like he uses twigs to clean the children's skulls from in between his toes.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:00 pm

I mean, 7'0", 328? That's bigger than my car.

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:10 pm

WOAH CGI

paper · **Posted:** Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:12 pm

handsome fellow.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

i'm actually excited to watch this now

does anyone else think Walk the Line sucks?

Atticus Finch · **Joined:** Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:18 pm **Posts:** 627

WOW! Never heared of him. Did he ever fight any of the mainstream Heavyweights? Looks like he could do some early round damage.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:40 pm

G-Force Wrote:

WOW! Never heared of him. Did he ever fight any of the mainstream Heavyweights? Looks like he could do some early round damage.

he beat John Ruiz, so no, he really hasn't fought anyone. although, from the current champions (of which he someone is one of), none of them are any good:

WBA WBC IBF WBO
Russia Nikolai Valuev
44-0-0-1 (32 KO)
Kazakhstan Oleg Maskaev
33-5 (26 KO)
Ukraine Wladimir Klitschko
46-3 (41 KO)
Belarus Serguei Lyakhovich

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

do you follow this sort of thing?

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:43 pm

what, do you doubt that i totally pulled that list from memory?

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

i think he's the biggest heavyweight champ of all-time.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

strangely, no.

you see your girl jaime pressley's on snl tonight? it's gonna be SUCKISH

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:48 pm

is today saturday? fuck.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

your four day weekend confusing you?

shiv · **Posted:** Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:49 pm

He's not really that great a fighter. He's just so big that he pretty much fucks anyone up unless they can get inside on him.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

how many punches does he actually need to land, though?

dude looks like he could punch my house down

shiv · **Posted:** Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:53 pm

I've heard that his punches aren't as powerful as they seem like they'd be but I sure wouldn't want to take one.

Atticus Finch · **Joined:** Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:18 pm **Posts:** 627

Thanks This guy has crack.

Biggest, Baddest woun't mean much till he faces off with more US Heavies. Wonder why Don King hasn't grabbed him yet?

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

is it, like totally wrong to just assume that he's got the mind of a child?

and comic relief 2006? I can't imagine 3 people I could want to see on stage again less than those.

shiv · **Posted:** Sun Oct 08, 2006 12:01 am

G-Force Wrote:

Thanks This guy has crack.

Biggest, Baddest woun't mean much till he faces off with more US Heavies. Wonder why Don King hasn't grabbed him yet?

King already sunk his claws into him by partnering up with his promoter.

Atticus Finch · **Joined:** Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:18 pm **Posts:** 627

shiv Wrote:

G-Force Wrote:

Thanks This guy has crack.

Biggest, Baddest woun't mean much till he faces off with more US Heavies. Wonder why Don King hasn't grabbed him yet?

King already sunk his claws into him by partnering up with his promoter.

Oh. In that case he'll be singing "Show me the money soon." Just wanna see how he measures up against someone like say Hollyfield.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Sun Oct 08, 2006 12:07 am

someone in his fifties? There's just no one any good out there now.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

This guy has crack Wrote:

someone in his fifties? There's just no one any good out there now.

Atticus Finch · **Joined:** Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:18 pm **Posts:** 627

This guy has crack Wrote:

someone in his fifties? There's just no one any good out there now.

Well but he keeps training, keeps talking about he ain't done yet..

i forgot that the giant russian was fighting tonight on HBO

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