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"I was fucking this really wild fat chick doggystyle in the back seat of a cadillac (yes, leather interior) and she's all "whip my ass with your fucking belt," so I gave her a few lashes until the cheeks turned red. Then she tied the belt around his neck like a leash, grabbed my cock and shoved it in her ass. She was really grunting and I came really hard when she shrieked "IT HURTS SO MUCH BUT I FUCKING LOVE IT"


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Anyway, this girl is a really fucking loud squirty type. So we're doing it and she's like

"I want it the other way".
"what other way?"
"the other way"
"doggystyle?"
"no the OTHER way"
"oh THAT other way"
"yes, I believe that's the only other way"

so we get down to it, but as I'm fucking her ass I'm trying to imagine more other ways. Needless to say, it took me a lot longer than usual to climax.


now i'm no editor, but i think more other is grammatically incorrect.


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oh my god he has sex sometimes! *GASP*


IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and cums hard.

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I tried to find somebody of that sort that I could like that nobody else did - because everybody would adopt his group, and his group would be _it_; someone weird like Captain Beefheart. It's no different now - people trying to outdo ! each other in extremes. There are people who like X, and there are people who say X are wimps; they like Black Flag.

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not only that, I probably have sex with men, children, aliens and animals too
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not only that, I probably have sex with men, children, aliens and animals too


just the squirty ones.
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seriously, what the fuck are you people talking about?

I really wish I hadn't opened this thread while listening to Desmond Tutu speaking against child sex slaves.
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Anyway, this girl is a really fucking loud squirty type. So we're doing it and she's like

"I want it the other way".
"what other way?"
"the other way"
"doggystyle?"
"no the OTHER way"
"oh THAT other way"
"yes, I believe that's the only other way"

so we get down to it, but as I'm fucking her ass I'm trying to imagine more other ways. Needless to say, it took me a lot longer than usual to climax.


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wtf?


I smell a chat reference.

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I smell an anal encounter.
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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
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wtf?


I smell an anal encounter.


Fortunately, I do NOT smell one of those right now.

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]

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let's make love & listen to OOIOO

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let's make love, let's space-dock*


* Got-damn, I did not need to find out what this involves, but it was referenced on Deadspin (in comments) in answer to what Smoot would be encouraging the ladies to do on the occasion of this season's bye for the Vikings. As well, upon learning the meaning, You & Me & Everyone We Know just got a little freakier. <<)(>> (?) equals space-docking?
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