you would have tried it Freshman year, right?

Try never.

Interestingly enough, my HMO covers stupidity. I get my money's worth.

Originally it was hard to convince/prove that it wasn't a "pre-existing condition".

I'd defend Mr. Paris, but he's obviously well-endowed.

Does this mean that you have a "nohomoHMO"?

I would find my 13 year old self and give him this advice

"quit drinking mountain dew, that rumour about your dick not growing...ITS TRUE, in fact, stop drinking all soda, you'll thank me when you bang that 22 year old in a couple of years"

"alternative rock is a joke in a couple of years, get out now"

"start working out now"

"get your drivers license before 18"

"don't fuck up your blue ibanez with the lipstick pickups, they stop making those in a few years"

"I know you think the fender jaguar looks cool, but resist the urge, its a piece of shit"

I wouldn't have taken no for an anwer when I asked at school if I could switch from flute to bass and they told me my fingers were too small.

13 was actually alright for me (as opposed to 11 which was hell). Apart from the fact that it's a pain in the ass to be a 13 year old girl in this culture.

don't be such a wallflower

experiment

realize earlier on that doing what your parents expect is not always what's best for you

kiss that boy I had a crush on

be more aggressive

Rodney owns this thread.

Stop making fun of Tom Petty, you pretentious alt-rawker wannabe. Follow Dave Grohl's example of not being a music snob.

...and return to age 13? I'd take hyperactivity or ADHD more seriously, even though the battle started much earlier.