First time in several years. I just thought it'd be nice.

You mean the liturgy? Do they call it mass in orthodox churches?

You're right. It's called "liturgia" in greek.

good for you OPA, do your thing.

Thanks. I'm a little nervous and I think I'm overdressed.

I read the title as 'I'm going to miss this morning' and proceeded to read the entire thread with that in mind and was very confused. I get it now, though. I am a super cool kid.

And OPA, do it to it, I'm sure you look adorable.

Always better to be overdressed than underdressed, bro.

True dat.

Enjoy yourself, mang. Find some peace, if only for a couple hours.

i've been thinking about going to synagogue for the first time since i was like 14 years old. Not really sure why though.


at the very least, there are probably some cute jew broads there.

I don't think you can ever be overdressed for church.

Book some extra time for your turn at the confessional.

I hate you.

But yeah, I actually had a good time. It was very nice. I may do it again some time.

Here's proof that we're a church board!

Really. I was expecting someone to make comments about him sucking the priest or some choir boys dicks. Or is that what Dalen meant?

nah, proof that this is a church board is when obner folks whine about porn and racist jokes.

oh no, they're evil!!!!!!!!!!

Hate... now there's an outcome from eating the body and blood of the Christ.

I am Episcopalian and the ritual, the liturgy, for me is historic, comforting, and challenging... challenges me how to live a better life, and orient my spirit more correctly. I haven't gone in weeks, and miss and need the healing.

Adds flavor to anything:

i have some of that in my fridge right now.

My mom actually went to mass this morning, too, for the first time in a couple of years. A little Jebus will do her good.

But a codpiece?!?

this is how i felt after saturday's state mandated all day driving school.

heathen...

But this is funny. I got two speeding tickets last week. The second one the officer asked "do you know the speed limit here" and I said "could we skip the fucking ritual of this and have you just give me the fucking ticket.." She was pissed... too.