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Children?
Have 'em 39%  39%  [ 22 ]
Want 'em 33%  33%  [ 19 ]
God no, never 18%  18%  [ 10 ]
Don't care. If I slip one past the goalie, I guess we'll keep it. 11%  11%  [ 6 ]
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It seems like the only people you hear saying that they don't plan on ever having kids are fourteen year-old girls. Because "oh my god it would hurt so much!!!"


I want to have kids, for sure.
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You don't know a whole lot about biology, huh?

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There is no good reason to bring any more people into this world.
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how about "I dunno"?

not sure how I'll ever "slip one past the goalie" but...
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Elvis Fu Wrote:
You don't know a whole lot about biology, huh?


We don't have the birds and the bees in Canada (too cold).... it's all hockey metaphors.
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how about "I dunno"?
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how about "maybe a butt baby"?

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There is no good reason to bring any more people into this world.


Because my kids already are gonna own it.
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not sure how I'll ever "slip one past the goalie" but...


You are the goalie.

I don't see how one can lead a full life without having children. That's not meant to be insulting, just based on experience.

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Bill Hicks said it best: Your children are not special.
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frosted Wrote:
el_scorcho Wrote:
There is no good reason to bring any more people into this world.


Because my kids already are gonna pwn it.


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Bill Hicks was a brilliant observationist but he didn't know shit about my kids. My son's about as special a kid as the planet's ever made.
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they're overrated.
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I'll ask Connor to make you some donuts.
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Northern Soul Wrote:
frosted Wrote:
el_scorcho Wrote:
There is no good reason to bring any more people into this world.


Because my kids already are gonna pwn it.


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rofl, srsly. biggest laugh all day.
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pollysix Wrote:
not sure how I'll ever "slip one past the goalie" but...


You are the goalie.

I don't see how one can lead a full life without having children. That's not meant to be insulting, just based on experience.


um, I was trying to point out how the survey was gender-biased, uhgh-kay girlfriend?

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I have a newfound appreciation for em lately.

After I had my son I didn't want anymore, not because I didn't love him, just because I was young and wanted to experience more in the world. And I went through a phase where I thought he was better off without me for a while(I had my head slapped round silly by my family over that one).

I may not have been able to do everything I've wanted but having my daughter has changed everything. I love my kids something fierce. I can't imagine my life without them. Ever.

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I just had to pay two late fees for bills.
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I spent the weekend before last with 5 kids between the age of 2 and 6 with parents who all wanted to get the fuck away from them for the duration of it. along with like twenty more during the party.

I'm ready to tie my tubes with a chainsaw.

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Two daughters. They are amazing. And they are the things that keep me coming back to my cesspool of a job every day.
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I plan on having kids, but only as a method of getting some girl to marry me. Knock her up, then bam! she's mine for life.

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I plan on having kids, but only as a method of getting some girl to marry me. Knock her up, then bam! she's mine for life.


Not likely
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I plan on having kids, but only as a method of getting some girl to marry me. Knock her up, then bam! she's mine for life.


Aw girl. I"m like a Greyhound bus...........I always pull out on time.
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