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84 year old lady fuhs some 11 year old boy

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none of the 80+ women i know ever want to have sex :cry:

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You know, as far as 84-year-olds go...

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You know, as far as 84-year-olds go...


where were these ladies when i was 11?

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You know, as far as 84-year-olds go...


GILF!

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I think even with taking bets no one could have guessed that this thread would have gotten to "GILF" in 7 replies.


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You know, as far as 84-year-olds go...


GILF!


GUM ME, ETHEL!!!

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Throughout his life, from childhood until death, he was beset by severe swings of mood. His depressions frequently encouraged, and were exacerbated by, his various vices. His character mixed a superficial Enlightenment sensibility for reason and taste with a genuine and somewhat Romantic love of the sublime and a propensity for occasionally puerile whimsy.
harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)


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no gummy no cummy

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Roll through as many Del Webb developments as you can with a stack of those bumper stickers, and you will be independently wealthy in no time!

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I think even with taking bets no one could have guessed that this thread would have gotten to "GILF" in 7 replies.



I'd have taken the under.


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Loogar should team up with Cam'ron.

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How... in the hell... did that kid get it up?

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Loogar should team up with Cam'ron.


i would pay good money for that


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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
How... in the hell... did that kid get it up?


He was eleven. When isn't it up?


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Well, apparently the worth of an 11 yo to screw an 84 yo is $5000 + $7500 for counseling. Nice.

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