Men's fashion pt 2: Hats

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:30 pm

I'm all for hats, but I don't own any because I dress like a dropout most days.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:31 pm

Sen. LooGAR (D-Pedantic) Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

This guy has crack Wrote:

I'm not sure EXACTLY what hat you're talking about either. Is it a fedora? We need a still of a Jack Johnson fight.

Yeah, these were a little more boxy than the classic fedoras--early 20th century shit but you know what i mean. I wish I was cool enough to pull of something like this:

You mean black enough, right?

How about a boater, or a top hat.

I used to wear a baseball cap every damn day until realized that my hair is the only thing remotely presentable about me. Haven't worn a hat since HS.

A BOATER! THANKS, SUPER APE!!!

Of course, in reality there's really only one hat to wear if you wanna really make a statement:

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:33 pm

Actually Bloor, you should bust out that hat and a fine linen suit at Cartoon's wedding. Some fine brother-esque monk strap sandles...you'd rightfully look like the owner of a plantation.

e-stone · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:44 pm

i wear one of those irish wool flat caps in the winter. i love it. it only really works when my hair is longer and i've got the red beard going though.

splates · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:51 pm

those hats only belong on old, possibly drunk men

fancypants · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:56 pm

I have spoken often to my friends about how the time is nigh for the top hat to make a comeback. Like this:

DumpJack · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:01 pm

splates Wrote:

those hats only belong on old, possibly drunk men

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:03 pm

splates Wrote:

those hats only belong on old, possibly drunk men

sadly I've been wearing one of those since 1993 and have grown into the role.

splates · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:03 pm

DumpJack Wrote:

splates Wrote:

those hats only belong on old, possibly drunk men

you look like my uncle

do you have illegitimate children in israel too?

e-stone · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:04 pm

DumpJack Wrote:

splates Wrote:

those hats only belong on old, possibly drunk men

i knew DJ had my back on this one.

Promethium · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:10 pm

I have a Red felt kangol hat similar to the hat Elephantstone pictured and a Black Corduroy cowboy hat.
I usually prefer to wear beanies or my black knit skull cap.

fancypants · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:10 pm

Jameson socks, ha!

FT · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:17 pm

If I could find Meldrick's Pork Pie in a 7 7/8, I'd wear that mofo every day.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:43 pm

nobody Wrote:

Oh...and I don't understand the "not all guys can wear hats" thing. It's easy...put the fucker on your head.

It would look like I was playing dress up with daddy's clothes, despite being 31 years old. I wouldn't be able to pull it off. And that's a shame, because I wish I could (but I still voted Half A Fag, because it was there).

discostu · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:46 pm

nobody Wrote:

One more thing, chivalry does not mean you must be a nice guy, opening the door for a chick is just a great way to get a good long look at their ass without getting caught.

My favorite trick.

Chrome_CW · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:03 pm

Sketch Wrote:

Like 'em. Hard to find one that fits my huge noggin.

Ditto - I wear a Size 8 Hat and they are usually very hard to find....

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:04 pm

DumpJack Wrote:

splates Wrote:

those hats only belong on old, possibly drunk men

Were you doing a Bill Cosby impression?

paladisiac · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:05 pm

"no", and i try not to where ballcaps often either. not interested in going baldie.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

if you wear a hat to my wedding I WILL THROW IT IN A SEWER GRATE.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:23 pm

Sleepytime Tea Wrote:

if you wear a hat to my wedding I WILL THROW IT IN A SEWER GRATE.

start warming up, Carlton!

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:24 pm

Sleepytime Tea Wrote:

if you wear a hat to my wedding I WILL THROW IT IN A SEWER GRATE.

but seriously are you wearing a kilt? I may wear a black suit in a john carlos-esque silent protest.

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

This guy has crack Wrote:

Whatever happened to wearing a hat? CLASSY. It seems like the only people interested in bringing it back are boy bands, and that is tragic. It's time we stop dressing like teenagers. We should commandeer it, and by we I mean white men with jobs. Which, despite my best efforts, I have become. I guess I'm in charge now.

If this line of questioning is bothering anyone, I can just wait for Gar and Ayah to get here.

Pilfer my manifesto why don't you? I'm this forums long time proponent of 1930's style mass male hat wearing.

If you want to jump on my bandwagon fine but don't make out like this was your idea or all the hat raising awareness I've been responsible for over the last five years was the product of anyone other than the industry of KonstantinL.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:25 pm

konstantinl Wrote:

This guy has crack Wrote:

Whatever happened to wearing a hat? CLASSY. It seems like the only people interested in bringing it back are boy bands, and that is tragic. It's time we stop dressing like teenagers. We should commandeer it, and by we I mean white men with jobs. Which, despite my best efforts, I have become. I guess I'm in charge now.

If this line of questioning is bothering anyone, I can just wait for Gar and Ayah to get here.

Pilfer my manifesto why don't you? I'm this forums long time proponent of 1930's style mass male hat wearing.

If you want to jump on my bandwagon fine but don't make out like this was your idea or all the hat raising awareness I've been responsible for over the last five years was the product of anyone other than the industry of KonstantinL.

CITATION PLEASE

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

my head is too big - i look weird in hats.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

This guy has crack Wrote:

Sleepytime Tea Wrote:

if you wear a hat to my wedding I WILL THROW IT IN A SEWER GRATE.

but seriously are you wearing a kilt? I may wear a black suit in a john carlos-esque silent protest.

in protest of my wearinga kilt or not wearing one. Because I am not. I'm wearing one of the two suits I have at the cleaners right now. I probably won't decide which until that morning. I was told I can't even shave for this jawn.

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