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 Post subject: So did they find that Jesus feller's grave or not?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:37 pm 
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Is it just a plot by Beanie Jew Cabal to discredit Christianity once and for all or is really The Lord And Savior in that hole there?


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I saw this on Today this morning...looks interesting at least.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:45 pm 
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guh?

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]


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I can see my late grandma now if she were around to watch the footage

"You see there, Philly, they all got them beanboy hats on digging up that hole there. When John R. Rice and Billy Graham tell me Jesus is rotten in the grave, that's when I'll listen. Not some Jews on the cable."


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What are they gonna do, see if the corpse has Jesus DNA?


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Shouldn't that hole be empty?


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It's really a cave, not so much a hole, though digging was involved

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Shouldn't that hole be empty?


that's what I was gonna ask.


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What are they gonna do, see if the corpse has Jesus DNA?


Yep.


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the ancient language on the box roughly translates to
"oh no he di'nt ... jesus lol booya"

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the ancient language on the box roughly translates to
"oh no he di'nt ... jesus lol booya"



i.e., "Selah, bitch"


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James Cameron says the findings "are based on sound statistics"

Whatever that means.

Sarah Connor gonna hafta come out of retirement and kick her ex-husband's ass.


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f r o s t e d Wrote:
Drinky Wrote:
What are they gonna do, see if the corpse has Jesus DNA?


Yep.


"We've located the Savior gene!"


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Sarah Connor gonna hafta come out of retirement and kick her ex-husband's ass.


You mean they're making ANOTHER terminator movie?


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Radcliffe Wrote:
Shouldn't that hole be empty?


I think that question was implied.

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Cameron told NBC'S TODAY show that statisticians found "in the range of a couple of million to one in favor of it being them."


This sounds so incredibly dubious. There are a million ways to rig a "million to one" chance of something happening. I'm interested in seeing what the other evidence is, but this use of statistics is just irresponsible without some more context.


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f r o s t e d Wrote:
Sarah Connor gonna hafta come out of retirement and kick her ex-husband's ass.


You mean they're making ANOTHER terminator movie?



Well there is gonna be a Sarah Connor Chronicles TV series, but not with Linda Hamilton. That bothers my wife's woman crush on her.


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Cameron told NBC'S TODAY show that statisticians found "in the range of a couple of million to one in favor of it being them."


This sounds so incredibly dubious. There are a million ways to rig a "million to one" chance of something happening. I'm interested in seeing what the other evidence is, but this use of statistics is just irresponsible without some more context.


"So you're tellin' me there's a chance..."

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HaqDiesel Wrote:
Radcliffe Wrote:
Shouldn't that hole be empty?


I think that question was implied.

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Cameron told NBC'S TODAY show that statisticians found "in the range of a couple of million to one in favor of it being them."


This sounds so incredibly dubious. There are a million ways to rig a "million to one" chance of something happening. I'm interested in seeing what the other evidence is, but this use of statistics is just irresponsible without some more context.

How about this?

"How possible is it?" Pfann said. "On a scale of one through 10 — 10 being completely possible — it's probably a one, maybe a one and a half."


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documentary directed by Simcha Jacobovici

phil's grammie: "Not only Jewish, but Toronto-Jewish"


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usually these "lost tombs uncovered" specials are quite anticlimatic. the only thing that stands out on this one is the Cameron name, and knowing his history of being overly pouring himself into whatever subject hits him at the moment.

Do I think that its the tomb? No. Other than we are human beings and we seek utter tangible truth in things, why are people always trying to disprove Christianity? As far as this being just a fun romp in the the holy land, sure, I guess it could be an interesting show to watch, but as scientific fact? Meh.

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"When I was up on that space station it hit me: Jesus and Ripley sunk the Titanic"


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Drinky Wrote:
f r o s t e d Wrote:
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What are they gonna do, see if the corpse has Jesus DNA?


Yep.


"We've located the Savior gene!"


So... is somebody going to clone him?
Then it can truly not be denied that He has risen from His grave.

With apologies to all Christians: please PM me if I have offended you with this post.

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With apologies to all Christians: please PM me if I have offended you with this post.


I dunno Todd some of us Christian don't like the funny much.

I might have to brand you on the small of your back or something.


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With apologies to all Christians: please PM me if I have offended you with this post.


I dunno Todd some of us Christian don't like the funny much.

I might have to brand you on the small of your back or something.


Religion is religion. You never know.
It's something deeply held and felt, and I certainly don't want to offend.
A novelty around here, it's true. But...
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this is jesus's third coming
todd you better head for the hills

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