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Timis
 Post subject: Diddy brags that he's a 30-hour man (MSNBC)
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:51 pm 
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Sean “Diddy” Combs has some potent staying power. The rap impresario is apparently also a sexual maestro: he claims to have had sex for 30 straight hours.

Combs, discussing his romantic stay in Paris with his girlfriend Kim Porter, told the London Mirror: “As soon as we landed, we went straight to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne at the top and just kissed and kissed. Then we went up to my suite and had tantric sex for at least 30 hours, ordering up whipped cream and strawberries while we were at it.”

Combs, who is not given to modesty, added, “As meticulous as I am with my work, I'm more meticulous with lovemaking. I like to do it for a long time.”
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Combs then toured the city of love with Porter, the mother of his four-month-old twin girls. “After leaving our hotel, me and Kim were driven down the Champs-Elysees in my Mercedes Maybach at 4 a.m., with music playing in the background and we saw so many beautiful sights together.”

Despite his romantic feelings towards Porter, he’s not prepared to get hitched, explaining that he “would love to get married" but he “isn’t ready yet.”

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Sean Combs is completely trustworthy (just ask Shyne), so there's no way he's lying about this, right? Well, yeah, yeah he probably is. Because from the look of that banner picture, he couldn't walk up a flight of stairs without a note from his doctor. Besides, what guy wants to have sex for thirty straight hours? You think it's just a coincidence that an NFL halftime is ten minutes long? Didn't think so.


this cracked me up.
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I heard he was bummed that we did not let Snoopy Doopy onto our island. Even more shocking was that celebs like Anton Ferdinand got turned away from the "party of the year" in London last night. Pandemonium in the capital, bottles of Cristal were going for 15 milllon on ebay yesterday evening.
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IM WILD AND CRAZY AND TAKE DIFFERENT NAMES

I WEAR SHADES ALL THE TIME IT GIVES ME CRED

MY PENIS IS 6.5 FEET LONG, DESPITE MY MODEST HEIGHT AT 4'11"

PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME

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"you know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like... a bag of sand..."
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"you know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like... a bag of sand..."




BAG OF SAND!?!? AWWW COME ON MAAAAN!!!!

OH ME SO HORNY! OH ME SO STUPID!!!!




Biggie would've left Bad Boy years ago.
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I have obtained an actual transcript of this interview, and posted it for y'all:

PDIGGY Wrote:
Oh, we fuhin for like thirtygy hougers. Dat feel goog. We tantricg and shee.

Oh, y'all feelg ik. Itg Big!!! Big like dat Eiffgel Towger!! oh, dat trantrag

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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I hope he at least supplies his lover with a good book or a Scrabble board or something while he's getting all 30-hour Tantric on her.
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that monkey probably has no idea what tantric sex is.
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Yeah, but you could just stay in bed and add it to the mix, no?


That's what I do.










Also, katie's being hilarious again. :lol:

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Jesus, Dalen just called Diddy a monkey.



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my wife gives me the "go ahead and cum soon" look about 10 minutes in

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my wife gives me the "go ahead and cum soon" look about 1 minute in

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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jewels santana
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my computer gives me the "go ahead and cum soon" look after about a gig of dowloadin'

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Dude, that's just a reprinted Smoove B article.

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Oh and I laughed aloud like 5 times. Jesus Katie.

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IM IN UR MAGS, SAYIN LYING THINGS


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30 hours with diddy... blech.


obner needs more katie. bring the funny.
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Smoove B Wrote:
I have even broken the Jodeci disc that I played the first night you and I consummated this universe-smashing love. You can see how upset I was. At this point, I should let you know that before I go to sleep in my luxurious round bed every night, I cry out, "Why did you leave me, baby?!" If I were to attend your wedding, I can't say that I would not do the same thing during the reading of the vows.

All I ask is that you give me one more chance to make you love me again and remind you what kind of a man Smoove B is. I will wear my finest white silk suit and craft with the greatest care a light dinner, or, if you prefer, snacks. We would drink imported coffee from my finest mugs and laugh about the old days. At times, I would get serious and explain why I am the only man for you. If the moment seemed right, I would kiss you and take off your shirt.

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Man, after 30 hours, he'd be HUFF AND PUFF DADDY.

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FT the "texas tornado" is available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and corporate getaways!

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