I need to purge

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

Promethium Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

"I just basically avoid violence due to the fact that my irish temper would lead me to extreme physical violence if I got into a fight"

really?

Yeah, I used to have a short fuse as a child. Since I am a happy drunk, it has never caused me any issue. I think wrestling also allowed to me focus aggression. Also once I was clearly a runt amongst most of my peers, I didn't really need to protect myself, since I had large friends and acquaintances who kept me from getting the little man syndrome.
Unlike Kyle, I think if I took a swing now, I'd continue to swing until someone pulled me off the person.

duly noted as i cross nebraska off my list of vacation destinations

Promethium · **Posted:** Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:14 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

Promethium Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

"I just basically avoid violence due to the fact that my irish temper would lead me to extreme physical violence if I got into a fight"

really?

Yeah, I used to have a short fuse as a child. Since I am a happy drunk, it has never caused me any issue. I think wrestling also allowed to me focus aggression. Also once I was clearly a runt amongst most of my peers, I didn't really need to protect myself, since I had large friends and acquaintances who kept me from getting the little man syndrome.
Unlike Kyle, I think if I took a swing now, I'd continue to swing until someone pulled me off the person.

duly noted as i cross nebraska off my list of vacation destinations

Yeah, you'd never come here anyway. Though you are forgetting Nebraska's image as being very hospitable and gracious. We even cheer for a team after they beat us in football game at home.

Promethium · **Posted:** Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:16 pm

Plus,Rodney aren't you a Lawyer? I'm sure you know multiple ways of making my life hell or people who could do some evil things to me.

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:19 pm

Promethium Wrote:

We even cheer for a team after they beat us in football game at home.

That ain't right.

:wink:

Promethium · **Posted:** Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:23 pm

Finch Platte Wrote:

Promethium Wrote:

We even cheer for a team after they beat us in football game at home.

That ain't right.

:wink:

Yeah, I have never attended a home game that we have lost so I have never taken part, but I guess it is a freaking standing ovation in the corner of the stadium where the visitors locker room is at.
I'm usually cursing the tv or have long changed the channel rather than suffer through an ass whipping like that 70-10 game a few years ago.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

HaqDiesel Wrote:

your mom's called a joke.

you have a long way to go if you want to be gay.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:40 pm

ayah Wrote:

HaqDiesel Wrote:

your mom's called a joke.

you have a long way to go if you want to be gay.

Did you see that Haloween drag picture?

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:01 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Yeah I gotta say, I luuuuuv hearing sage advice from those of you who've never made a mistake. Perhaps you're just smarter for not writing about it. At the time, I was sitting on the couch in the dark, getting my heart rate down, feeling pretty stupid and guilty, and I felt somewhat better for having confessed.

Everybody has made mistakes, sure, but by "confessing" on an internet message board you are pretty much setting yourself up, dude. I would tell you the same thing to your face (risking a handprint on my own face) though and you know this.

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

But by all means, continue with the Napoleon comments. Awesome.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:13 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Yeah I gotta say, I luuuuuv hearing sage advice from those of you who've never made a mistake. Perhaps you're just smarter for not writing about it. At the time, I was sitting on the couch in the dark, getting my heart rate down, feeling pretty stupid and guilty, and I felt somewhat better for having confessed.

Everybody has made mistakes, sure, but by "confessing" on an internet message board you are pretty much setting yourself up, dude.

fuck it.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:11 am

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

fuck it.

s/it/you

two guns holla · **Posted:** Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:39 am

rparis74 Wrote:

every summer the homeless guys come out in full force in the park behind my house. they are really f'n loud - teling crazy stories and yelling jibberish until 2am many nights. i havent figured out what to do - maybe i will slap 'em. doubt i would survive as there are sometimes 5 or 6 of 'em. i've also considered shining a really bright light at 'em or throwing water balloons from over my fence.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:55 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Yeah I gotta say, I luuuuuv hearing sage advice from those of you who've never made a mistake. Perhaps you're just smarter for not writing about it. At the time, I was sitting on the couch in the dark, getting my heart rate down, feeling pretty stupid and guilty, and I felt somewhat better for having confessed.

Everybody has made mistakes, sure, but by "confessing" on an internet message board you are pretty much setting yourself up, dude.

fuck it.

I've talked dumber motherfuckers than you out of doing dumber (or meaner, or more violent) shit. But really, c'mon, what did you expect, a round of applause?

discostu · **Posted:** Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:59 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

every summer the homeless guys come out in full force in the park behind my house. they are really f'n loud - teling crazy stories and yelling jibberish until 2am many nights. i havent figured out what to do - maybe i will slap 'em. doubt i would survive as there are sometimes 5 or 6 of 'em. i've also considered shining a really bright light at 'em or throwing water balloons from over my fence.

Make it soapy water and it'll give 'em a free shower.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:16 pm

I wouldn't trust someone who doesn't have a similar story to this.

This is why I got a black eye the night before a wedding I was serving in after the rehearsal dinner.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:45 pm

Man, remind me never to tell Obner of the time I kicked that kicked that bald guy.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:57 pm

Sen. LooGAR's Black Stick Wrote:

I've talked dumber motherfuckers than you out of doing dumber (or meaner, or more violent) shit. But really, c'mon, what did you expect, a round of applause?

Honestly? I didn't "expect" anything. I was a little overwhelmed for a second, and typed it out. It was late, the whole thing snuck up on me really, really fucking fast. I mean I've got a sense of humor about it, and no bridges are burned or anything, but jesus fucking christ if you two jackels can't hit the "Below The Belt" button fast enough. Now tell me I'm too sensitive, or can't take a joke, or whatever else you need to keep from ever having to apologize. I'm seriously not worked up or anything, but I'd be lying if I said it wouldn't be better than Christmas if you guys acted like actual friends when the chance came up. As I said, "fuck it." I don't get mad at the stove when it burns me either.

My back is killing me. Apparently I landed on my left side and slid, based on what's sore (and the holes in my sweatshirt). And it's still bugging me when I try to go to sleep that I was dumb enough to get into that. Fucking DUMB.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

Man, remind me never to tell Obner of the time I kicked that kicked that bald guy.

you didnt have to aim for my nuts

wenchlette · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:06 am

rparis74 Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

Man, remind me never to tell Obner of the time I kicked that kicked that bald guy.

you didnt have to aim for my nuts

My eyes are above my chest, Rodney.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

Man, remind me never to tell Obner of the time I kicked that kicked that bald guy.

you didnt have to aim for my nuts

My eyes are above my chest, Rodney.

after 30 there is no reason to feign interest in a girl's eyes

Old Kentucky · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:47 pm

I for one am feeling you cap'n. Somebody was being obnoxious, and you slapped the shit out of them. Fuck these hos.

I also suspect there is at least a sprinkle of internet exaggeration in your 1st post. And I thank you for that. It was a GOOD STORY.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:03 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Sen. LooGAR's Black Stick Wrote:

I've talked dumber motherfuckers than you out of doing dumber (or meaner, or more violent) shit. But really, c'mon, what did you expect, a round of applause?

Honestly? I didn't "expect" anything. I was a little overwhelmed for a second, and typed it out. It was late, the whole thing snuck up on me really, really fucking fast. I mean I've got a sense of humor about it, and no bridges are burned or anything, but jesus fucking christ if you two jackels can't hit the "Below The Belt" button fast enough. Now tell me I'm too sensitive, or can't take a joke, or whatever else you need to keep from ever having to apologize. I'm seriously not worked up or anything, but I'd be lying if I said it wouldn't be better than Christmas if you guys acted like actual friends when the chance came up. As I said, "fuck it." I don't get mad at the stove when it burns me either.

My back is killing me. Apparently I landed on my left side and slid, based on what's sore (and the holes in my sweatshirt). And it's still bugging me when I try to go to sleep that I was dumb enough to get into that. Fucking DUMB.

I don't know how I got dragged into the below the belt range...I just said violence is not your forte. I still love you, you brawlin little bastard

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:55 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Honestly? I didn't "expect" anything. I was a little overwhelmed for a second, and typed it out. It was late, the whole thing snuck up on me really, really fucking fast. I mean I've got a sense of humor about it, and no bridges are burned or anything, but jesus fucking christ if you two jackels can't hit the "Below The Belt" button fast enough.

Below the belt? You threw it out there for public consumption and I gave you my opinion; The fact that we've been friends for the better part of 20 years doesn't color that one bit. (see also: my reaction to Haq going Bernie Goetz on the subway)

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Now tell me I'm too sensitive, or can't take a joke, or whatever else you need to keep from ever having to apologize.

You have every right to feel however you want to, but if I've got nothing to apologize for so why should I?

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

I'm seriously not worked up or anything, but I'd be lying if I said it wouldn't be better than Christmas if you guys acted like actual friends when the chance came up. As I said, "fuck it." I don't get mad at the stove when it burns me either.

To summarize: You threw this out there, on the internet, for public consumption and I gave you my opinion. If you had called me up and told me this on the phone, I may have reacted differently, but this is where it is and that would be something different--do the fucking math.

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

My back is killing me. Apparently I landed on my left side and slid, based on what's sore (and the holes in my sweatshirt). And it's still bugging me when I try to go to sleep that I was dumb enough to get into that. Fucking DUMB.

That pain is PRIDE, little nigga. Hope you feel better.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:59 pm

Sen. LooGAR's Black Stick Wrote:

I don't know how I got dragged into the below the belt range...I just said violence is not your forte. I still love you, you brawlin little bastard ;)

Part of me wishes I were Loog-size, sometimes. Not when I'm buying clothes, or groceries, but definately when my stupid mouth has written a whopping check that my size 7's can't cash. We still learnging.

I wonder if that dude remembers what I look like? He was pretty fucked up...

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

aww, don't break up guys.
only us kids will suffer.

bluejayway · **Posted:** Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:41 pm

Visit Baltimore. I exist to make little guys feel big.

It's so wonderful to have found my purpose.

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