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HaqDiesel
 Post subject: My best e-mail correspondence this year
PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:21 pm 
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aaron, i am 12 years old, but i want to get out of high school and go to harvard and become a lawyer. could you tell me what kind of 2 lawyers you can be and what their jobs are? thank you very much.


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sorry to bother you again i did not know if i gave you my email. well, now you have it


Now, this could be spam. My name is in my school e-mail address, which is undoubtedly available for scraping on some webpage somewhere. However, that doesn't really explain how he knew I was a lawyer. So I wrote him back a very nice reply, and refrained from asking "who the hell are you," because I have no idea. Also, I gave the kid bonus points for the correct spelling of "their."
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Also, if anyone could help me answer what the two kinds of lawyers are, I'd appreciate it.
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Also, if anyone could help me answer what the two kinds of lawyers are, I'd appreciate it.

Dishonest and poor?
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offense and defense?





no wait. That's linebackers.

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I think Cotton's on the right track. Prosecuting vs. Defense?

The only other thing I can think of is civil vs. ...erm... the other kind. Criminal?

But then there's things like rights lawyers (patents, etc.)...so I don't know about there being just two.

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The good kind, and the kind still breathing?
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12 year olds, dude.

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the coke addicts and those not working for big firms

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1. Prosecutor
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Civil/Criminal?

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 Post subject: Re: My best e-mail correspondence this year
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HaqDiesel Wrote:
Also, I gave the kid bonus points for the correct spelling of "their."


And thus, the bar was lowered a little more.

No pun intended.
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Maybe he means

1. Barrister
2. Solicitor

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asshole or cocksucker?
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diplomad or disbarred?

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Mick the Stripper Wrote:
Maybe he means

1. Barrister
2. Solicitor


theres no distinction between them in the US
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while we're on the topic can someone persuade me not to drop out of law school? The ridiculous money at the end of it just isn't enough anymore.

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youre at law school? since when
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youre at law school? since when


a semester. The degree isn't what's bothering me, and my grades are good enough, i've just come to this stupid realisation that i don't want to practise law in any capacity at all.

I'm pretty fucking sick of Brisbane too, i think it might just be time for a move.

What year are you in now?

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done with my BSc, doing a 4th year postgrad thing for 1 year

im kinda considering law school actually
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HaqDiesel Wrote:
Also, if anyone could help me answer what the two kinds of lawyers are, I'd appreciate it.


Clarence Darrow and Jim Carrey?

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No closure on this yet?

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mugwump67 Wrote:
Civil/Criminal?


this would be my guess

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HaqDiesel Wrote:
Also, if anyone could help me answer what the two kinds of lawyers are, I'd appreciate it.


1. Atticus Finch
2. the rest
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New Yorker Jew or Religions Fundamentalist Southerner?

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