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white people like iffy


and Chuck Norris

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Do white people love Duke or hate Duke?

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I happen to love balderdash.

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white people love taking the internet a little too seriously

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Damen's sig proves pt. 1 of my points on what black people....whatever.

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I'd probably just drink myself to death. More so, I mean.


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Hey Peter. You've been pretty sweet since Easter break."


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Maybe i'll expand on the obvious:

White People Love to Blog

White people love writing journals on the internet to let all their friends (and the world at large) know how truly witty or informed they are. Sometimes these bloggers will even do podcasts with their friends and banter about current events, southern rock and SEC sports while giggling like school girls with each other. Writing and podcating frees their spirits and lets there words soar through out the universe. Deep down white folks are really hoping that someone will notice how funny, enlightened and entertaining they are and hire them to write about popular culture for their magazine or highly profitable website. White people keep plugging away at it despite the fact that only a handful of their friends check out their latest entries (the novelty wears off when you don't bring the goods) because white people never let their dreams die....no matter how out of reach they are.

Next time you get that e-mail or see a post on your favorite message board about someones new blog...just remember that guy is white....and probably fucking hates hipsters.


Even better than doing a semester abroad for white people is living in another country for more authentic reasons. Then they can blog about their sister turning them on to the early Manchester Rave Scene, and talk about how not only did they know about Vampire Weekend at the Columbia Battle of the Bands, they knew about The Stone Roses looooong before their stateside brethren.

They also like posting on message boards about how they live in the middle of nowhere, but resent all the people they live around, move to other states and can't make friends, and like to project their own failings on other more talented people. People with jobs and productive lives in real career fields.

And, they really, really like to feel superior by knowing where white basketball players' sons live, and how those young white gentlemen revere assists over points.

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Sen. Voytek LooGAR Wrote:
People with jobs and productive lives in real career fields.


Well, i may only be a contracting officer for the government and my warrant may only be for $1 million (tax payer dollars)...but i will never be ashamed of being from Spokane, Washington. Just because Stockton's kid was on Fox Sports Northwest (White people hate Fox) i will not ignore his plight...he is a good young man...i assume

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Sen. Voytek LooGAR Wrote:
Even better than doing a semester abroad for white people is living in another country for more authentic reasons. Then they can blog about their sister turning them on to the early Manchester Rave Scene, and talk about how not only did they know about Vampire Weekend at the Columbia Battle of the Bands, they knew about The Stone Roses looooong before their stateside brethren.

They also like posting on message boards about how they live in the middle of nowhere, but resent all the people they live around, move to other states and can't make friends, and like to project their own failings on other more talented people. People with jobs and productive lives in real career fields.

And, they really, really like to feel superior by knowing where white basketball players' sons live, and how those young white gentlemen revere assists over points.


Exactly my point....whomever you just wrote about that sounds like a dirty fucking white guy...who likes to recycle and drink microbrews and hates racisim and fascism....what a douche bag.

fuck that guy

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and i'm not a fan of Vampire Weekend...but i like Drive By Truckers..and the Strokes and i prefer the Rolling Stones by a large margin to the Beatles (but i hate myself for seeing the Stones in Wembley because i'm a fucking white piece of shit)

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oh....Ferris won the state championship (up by 24 with 8 minutes left)

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DHRjericho Wrote:
White people love fantasy sports (vs. real) (i'd rather watch real)
white people love college sports (vs. pro) (hate college sports)
white people love golf (because it's true) (hate golf)
white people love zoos (meh on zoos)
white people love school (not a fan of school)
white people love ATM's (ok you got me there)
white poeple love co-opting black culture (there too)
white people love birckenstocks (no thanks)
white poeple love bluesy guitarists with pinkish skin (don't even know)
everybody loves a well turned double play
white people love free throws (bah)
white people love being well spoken (not me)
white people love copy and paste (guilty)
white people love loverboy (don't love 'em, don't hate 'em)
white people love melody (i'd rather hear bass or a beat)
white people love front runners (because they're fair weather)
white people love Vermont (mainly due to the shape)
white people love Star Wars (stroytelling at its best..fuck Shakespeare)
white people love Donnie Darko (fuck Shakespeare twice if he doesn't know what's good for him)
white people love the Coen Brothers (Shakespeare can suck it)
white people love animated family sitcoms (simpsons, family guy, south park)
white people love maya angelou
white people love "The Wire" (no one else is fucking watching it)

white people hate dunks
white people hate home runs
white people hate micheal bay
white people hate the Wayan brothers (but only in a cool way)
white people hate sampled music (fuck the bomb squad)
white people hate the spring
white people hate April 15th
white people hate february
white people hate groove
white people hate the nuclear family
white people hate balderdash


i gave up halfway through because i hate stupid lists that are too long.

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I chuckled.


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But he's 95% right. Go boy.

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I'd probably just drink myself to death. More so, I mean.


"Hey Judas. I know you've made a grave mistake.
Hey Peter. You've been pretty sweet since Easter break."


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Girls: Lewis & Clark Girls are dominating Moses Lake (Moses Hole if you're a jerk). This will be 3 in a row.

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White people love Lewis & Clark

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I'd probably just drink myself to death. More so, I mean.


"Hey Judas. I know you've made a grave mistake.
Hey Peter. You've been pretty sweet since Easter break."


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Stop Breathin' Wrote:
White people love Lewis & Clark


they're only up by 4 right now....damn moses lake hanging around. where's Sacajawea when you need her?

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I bet she's at least 40% from three, even pregnant.

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I'd probably just drink myself to death. More so, I mean.


"Hey Judas. I know you've made a grave mistake.
Hey Peter. You've been pretty sweet since Easter break."


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LC...state champs.....three years straight

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"Ian Rush says that if I drink milk one day i'll be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley"

"Accrington Stanley? Who are they?"

"Exactly"


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Half of it is pretty funny, the rest is just pretentious.

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Sen. Voytek LooGAR Wrote:
They also like posting on message boards about how they live in the middle of nowhere, but resent all the people they live around, move to other states and can't make friends, and like to project their own failings on other more talented people. People with jobs and productive lives in real career fields.


**titters**


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White people love staying in haunted houses to be checking that shit out!.."hmmmmmm, that's odd?!?"

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white people like to make lists...they'll make a list about damn near anything

wanna start a list of funny racial themed web sites. I still have a fondness for this ol' classic...

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/


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http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

Yeah, that's a classic.

My favorite entries on this one are knowing what’s best for poor people, assists, and using the Midnight Marauders cover on the Top Ten 10 Hip-Hop tracks even though none of the tracks from it were listed.


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I like how this is devolved into "you're more white than me."

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