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 Post subject: I quit my job blowing leaves
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i thought you were going to finish with

"telephone bills up my sleeves..."

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Does this mean you hate leaves?

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I thought it had something to do with Vikings.

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who is leaves?

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Kung Fu Reference Wrote:
I thought it had something to do with Vikings.


One Leif:

[img][100:150]http://www.amorin.dk/images/billeder/Valhalla/viking.jpg[/img]

Two Leaves:

[img][100:150]http://www.amorin.dk/images/billeder/Valhalla/viking.jpg[/img] [img][100:150]http://www.amorin.dk/images/billeder/Valhalla/viking.jpg[/img]
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Good play. I couldn't find a good picture, only statues.

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Senor Lumpy, he cannot master this skill. He must quit, yes.
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Vikings didn't really have horns in their helmets. Just saying. I don't want to spoil anyone's Viking fun. But they didn't.

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konstantinl Wrote:
Vikings didn't really have horns in their helmets. Just saying. I don't want to spoil anyone's Viking fun. But they didn't.


Oh yeah? Then how do you explain Fran Tarkenton? Huh?

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konstantinl Wrote:
Vikings didn't really have horns in their helmets. Just saying. I don't want to spoil anyone's Viking fun. But they didn't.

They do now:
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(rape and pillage, muffuggas, rape and pillage!)
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bort Wrote:
i thought you were going to finish with

"telephone bills up my sleeves..."

I thought it was "telephone poles up my sleeves," meaning "I'm really strong."

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Does this mean you hate leaves?

I don't hate leaves, I hate pickin' 'em up. Love the sinner, hate the sin.

If I ever own a house, I'm either covering the lawn with moss or Italian grass (a.k.a. cement).
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the tools of the trade, though easily strapped on, were often painful and intimidating
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oh come on, thats just awful.
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The deceptive simplicity of the repeated mantra soon lost its lustre, and spiraling despair settled, despite the the promise of an end-of- season ice cream and pizza party for the top five debris reassignment engineers
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The union organization meeting attracted only three of the seventeen DR engineers, and dreams of pension plans and a road to local politics faded

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Younger and more driven competition loomed on the leafy horizon

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The Leaf Blower, resigned to a life without autumnal piles, takes solace in his new job as Michael Moore's image consultant

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dear christ.

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Younger and more driven competition loomed on the leafy horizon

[img][287:500]http://sydenstrickers.com/toys/tbek34676.jpg[/img]


I am insanely jealous. I never, ever got the leaf blower I wanted when I was a little girl. hmph.

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Lynda Carter Of Truth Wrote:
Younger and more driven competition loomed on the leafy horizon

[img][287:500]http://sydenstrickers.com/toys/tbek34676.jpg[/img]


I am insanely jealous. I never, ever got the leaf blower I wanted when I was a little girl. hmph.


Me neither. I just got 99 cent bags of plastic army men from the pegs at the drugstore and those little Presidents figurines ordered from ads in Grit. Bastard parents. Bastard.
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