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Do you know she didn't have a few drinks in her?
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what's she look like?

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I could probably get into that after a 12 pack


it sounds like you know what to do...

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what's she look like after 12 beers, as she's about to work on you like '66 superbeetle?


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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]

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I'd definitely go with Kaylani's Doggy Style Masturbator. It's unique. It's cute. And it looks like something I'd have fun stuffing my cock in to.


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and that's the most im gonna give ya while i have this job


you did the right thing.

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Do you know she didn't have a few drinks in her?


I think she's closer to Metamucil than Miller.
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you people and your "standards"

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i woulda hooked that shit up, and before round two dumped blue pixie stick powder down my dickhole so when i blasted it looked like the a goopier version of that shit they keep the combs in

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Thanks for the tip, cats' coworker!

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Thanks for the tip, cats' coworker!


this is the guy who wanted me to print his movie file

he has no idea how to use a computer
at first i thought he had gotten there by mistake

after ten minutes of SCROLLING around the site i knew he was there intentionally

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Thanks for the tip, cats' coworker!


this is the guy who wanted me to print his movie file

he has no idea how to use a computer
at first i thought he had gotten there by mistake

after ten minutes of SCROLLING around the site i knew he was there intentionally


When it's important, cats... I mean really important, the computer illiterate find a way.
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the HR person quit
he claims we don't need an HR person and that we can file all HR complaints directly to him



who is your boss? michael scott?


your work sounds like the office already and i'm only on page two of this thread.
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hockeyhair is whistling the entire hey song AGAIN
where the fuck is the hidden camera?

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And how did your covert efforts up there not receive more applause?

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new coworker asks me if i thought his fwd "crossed the line"

i had recieved this forward called newcameltoesong.wmv... i haven't opened it ... not really looking forward to it
i sit there like "uh... well ... i don't really know if there exists a line... but"
older coworker comes in... "that was hilarious, send whatever you want to anyone"

new coworker "well i've learned the hard way a couple times now... no matter how funny it is...some women just can not laugh at pussy jokes"

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i never thought of "pussy jokes" as a category.
but i guess it makes sense.

i'll have to use that as a good icebreaker
during the awkward silences at our (fun committee sponsored) cake parties.

"so uh... know any good pussy jokes?"

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i woulda hooked that shit up, and before round two dumped blue pixie stick powder down my dickhole so when i blasted it looked like the a goopier version of that shit they keep the combs in


haha. good lord.
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i never thought of "pussy jokes" as a category.
but i guess it makes sense.

i'll have to use that as a good icebreaker
during the awkward silences at our (fun committee sponsored) cake parties.

"so uh... know any good pussy jokes?"


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Do people at your respective workplaces ever refer to people who are good at their job as "rockstars?" That ish annoys me to no end.
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