Shannon Elizabeth: single again, line forms to the right...

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/art ... 7&GT1=6305

hubba hubba

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

yeah, i noticed no ring when she was on conan last week. oh yes...

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

I wasn't looking at her fingers.

spizzle trunk · **Posted:** Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:34 pm

she looked like a zombie on that conan episode. and i've always thought she was relatively alive-looking. somebody feed her.

and has anyone actually seen her now ex-husband? if that guy can get with her, there's hope the rest of us, yet.

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:40 pm

she needs to do porn.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

spizzle trunk Wrote:

she looked like a zombie on that conan episode. and i've always thought she was relatively alive-looking. somebody feed her.

and has anyone actually seen her now ex-husband? if that guy can get with her, there's hope the rest of us, yet.

That's what i'm thinking.

Then I remember that her husband is way foxier than I am.

That is to say, I'm the antithesis of foxiness. You want scruffy, balding, and portly... i'm your man.

still, one can dream.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:54 pm

Fake boobies make my tummy ache.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:08 pm

Russian chics are hot.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:10 pm

Is there ever a time when celebrity couples split and their publicists announce that they will not remain friends and fucking hate each other with a passion?

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Sure. Like when half the couple is Mike Tyson.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:15 pm

No, he eats the publicist before he/she can say anything.

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:18 pm

MandyMoore..Fvdge? Wrote:

Is there ever a time when celebrity couples split and their publicists announce that they will not remain friends and fucking hate each other with a passion?

alec baldwin/kim basinger

Postmersh · **Posted:** Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:18 pm

MandyMoore..Fvdge? Wrote:

Is there ever a time when celebrity couples split and their publicists announce that they will not remain friends and fucking hate each other with a passion?

A Northern Soul · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:23 pm **Posts:** 3742

shannon elizabeth is 31? wow. it aint long now until those blinkers drop.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:49 am

You know this will be a first for me, but... she doesnt do it for me at all....

now dont get me wrong, id kill anyone of you to be with her, but she aint really my type otherwise.....is that wrong?

Red Hood Suite · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:47 pm **Posts:** 610

I think she is attractive...
A terrible actress, but attractive.

Thats about it.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

you realize you're talking about boo boo kitty fuck, right?

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:59 pm

Back when she kinda starting getting noticed ( around "American Pie", I suppose ) I thought she was about as good-lookin' as a human being can be. The last few years though, something's gone kinda askew - & I can never quite put my finger on it.

Mlle XIX · **Posted:** Thu Mar 10, 2005 1:07 pm

she is SO skanky, boys.

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:22 pm

DiggityDawg Wrote:

Back when she kinda starting getting noticed ( around "American Pie", I suppose ) I thought she was about as good-lookin' as a human being can be. The last few years though, something's gone kinda askew - & I can never quite put my finger on it.

Yeah I was just looking at some pictures of her and thought the same thing. I mean she's still hot but she's lost something.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

if her acting is that bad, i can't even imagine how fake her orgasms must seem...

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:32 pm

And the award for Most Monty-worthy Post Not Made by Monty goes to...

Cotton Wrote:

if her acting is that bad, i can't even imagine how fake her orgasms must seem...

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

No way monty, that post is straight from the cotton/chase school of one liners.

You'd have put in archaic words, foreign phrases, an anecdote about some older woman, and loads of paranthetical phrases which would have taken that simple statement and occluded it from any kind of decipherablity.

SEE! Look what you've done to me, dude. In an effort to communicate with you, I think I just made up the word decipherability. And I've never used the word occluded, ever.

Damn you.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Thu Mar 10, 2005 8:18 pm

epa Wrote:

SEE! Look what you've done to me, dude. In an effort to communicate with you, I think I just made up the word decipherability. And I've never used the word occluded, ever.

Damn you.

No wonder your students weren't learning anything.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Don't try and divert attention from the fact that some people are witty, and to the point, and that you're just obtuse.

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