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I fart in my boss' office. Coordinate delivery of reports to drive-bys. I do it because he told me a few years back that's where he would drop his bombs before he got that office.


there's a dude at work that once farted on a co-worker's coffee cup.

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Jesse Garon Fu Wrote:
I fart in my boss' office. Coordinate delivery of reports to drive-bys. I do it because he told me a few years back that's where he would drop his bombs before he got that office.


there's a dude at work that once farted on a co-worker's coffee cup.


that's impressive.

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One of my bosses is wearing a spectacular cosby sweater, without the faintest trace of irony. It has the multiple layers, with the top one looking like it's been cut and stretched over the bottom layer. The colors are muted reds and blues. It is 20 years old if it's a day... nobody makes anything like that anymore. He could stroll into a hipster christmas bad sweater party and own that shit.


I wonder how his kids don't stop him?

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I wonder how his kids don't stop him?


Because these are his daughters?

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I wonder if he's wearing it to fuck with people. Like walking around with cream cheese on your lip just to see if people will tell you the truth.

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cap'n, you need to take a picture and post it here

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i must teach SportyMcCoworker how to whistle a DIFFERENT song.

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i must teach SportyMcCoworker how to whistle a DIFFERENT song.


Maybe you should start whistling along with him at the HEY parts.
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i must teach SportyMcCoworker how to whistle a DIFFERENT song.


Maybe you should start whistling along with him at the HEY parts.


of course i do the heys

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Jesse Garon Fu Wrote:
I fart in my boss' office. Coordinate delivery of reports to drive-bys. I do it because he told me a few years back that's where he would drop his bombs before he got that office.


there's a dude at work that once farted on a co-worker's coffee cup.


http://www.jacksonholenews.com/article.php?art_id=3875

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shiv Wrote:
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I fart in my boss' office. Coordinate delivery of reports to drive-bys. I do it because he told me a few years back that's where he would drop his bombs before he got that office.


there's a dude at work that once farted on a co-worker's coffee cup.


http://www.jacksonholenews.com/article.php?art_id=3875


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The woman told police Oct. 9 that she picked up her water bottle once in September and drank from it before she realized it tasted and smelled like semen.


i love that the story makes her out to be a slut.

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i was in line at the supermarket the other day and heard this.

dude, to cashier "you should invest in a bluetooth"

cashier "i already have some stocks through my other job"

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"I was gonna do my shopping online but it was too crowded."

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i was in line at the supermarket the other day and heard this.

dude, to cashier "you should invest in a bluetooth"

cashier "i already have some stocks through my other job"


nice

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shiv Wrote:
i was in line at the supermarket the other day and heard this.

dude, to cashier "you should invest in a bluetooth"

cashier "i already have some stocks through my other job"


here's a sweet one from the grocery store. woman on the cell phone in front of me in line who looked like 3 miles of bad road buying a carton of cigarettes i have never heard of, which always scares me...

"i know. they did that to me too. so now they're gonna put you in the padded cell?"

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bosswilleatyou found the Bird Sounds page and is listening to the EP

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how has he not found this site yet?
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"this band is way better than your last band...but don't you have any country songs on here?"

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how has he not found this site yet?


no camel toe?

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How's his new-found sobriety working out?

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