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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:02 pm 
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Awww, cute.

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BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.â€


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"My dad sometimes gives me £10.â€

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13 and already sticking it more than most Obners.

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13 and already sticking it more than most Obners.


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13 and already sticking it more than most Obners.


:lol:


At least more than FU, Dave.


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He looks like he's 8.

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He looks like he's 8.


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Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight



Good deduction. haha :)


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So am I the only one who this that the girl is a pedo-in-training? There may be only two years between them... but crikey.


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Hegel Wrote:
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He looks like he's 8.


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Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight



Good deduction. haha :)


And I didn't even read the article. I never have been good at those age-guessing games at the fair either. :lol:

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Sadly, this is not unheard of.

Not as a common as say a 16 year old getting preggers but still happening pretty regularly.


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he could do better


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yea he looks 8, she looks 30


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i predict this kid's gonna spread his seed in a few years.

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that was sad. really really sad. I'd like to punch all those people in the face.


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he could do better


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the chinese just need to stop already.


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that was sad. really really sad. I'd like to punch all those people in the face.


Couldn't have put it better myself.

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This is awesome, even if she does look exactly fucking like the singer from the Panics.

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and that one would be....

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13 and already sticking it more than most Obners.


:lol:


At least more than FU, Dave.


seriously man! WTF???

then again, i was getting laid more at 14-15 than I had the past few years.

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[quote="Dalen"]Awww, cute.

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BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.â€


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The plot thickens.

Apparently this slapper had a few other young virile lads on the go who are all potentially the dad.

http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_headlin ... _page.html

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Now baby-faced Alfie, urged on by his love-rat father Dennis, 45, says he will undergo a paternity test to silence the gossips and protect Chantelle's reputation.

Alfie's dad Dennis - who dumped wife Nicola, 43, for a teenage friend of her eldest daughter - is clearly pushing for the test despite Nicola's reservations.


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I'm glad America isn't the only country with redneck yokels


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