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FT · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:48 pm

Lrr Wrote:

Why is N next to B on the keyboard? I almost just made a horrible typo in a business email on the word "bigger."

just be glad your spellcheck isn't set to "klan"

d · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:28 am

friend posted this on facebook, and it made me chuckle....

Onion News Network - Franz Kafka Airport worst in world

neuroboy · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:41 am

d Wrote:

friend posted this on facebook, and it made me chuckle....

Onion News Network - Franz Kafka Airport worst in world

that's great

Thee Incident · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:03 am

cotton Wrote:

Snowy Rhodes Wrote:

Senator Lou Gar Wrote:

FT Wrote:

Elvis Fu Wrote:

[img][358:500]http://i42.tinypic.com/23m5zj5.jpg[/img]

that is like 10,000,000 kinds of awesome!

That really is fucking amazing. Did you make that Corey?

Literally have tears in my eyes right now.

AWESOME!

this might be funniest thing I've seen on the board in 3 years.

Been gone for a few days and Hooooo-Leeeee Shit is this funny.

Love the touch of making it part of the light gun series.

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

LETS LEARN FROM HISTORY

(Dionysius of Halicarnassus, Book XIX. 7-8.) Postumius was sent as ambassador to the Tarentines. As he was making an address to them, the Tarentines, far from paying heed to him or thinking seriously, as men should do for a state which is in peril, watched rather to see if he would make any slip in the finer points of Greek language, and then laughed, became exasperated at his truculence, which they called barbarous, and finally were ready to drive him out the theatre.

As the Romans departed, one of the Tarentines standing beside the exit was a man named Philonides, a frivolous fellow who because of the besotted condition in which he passed his whole life was called Demijohn; and this man, being still full of yesterday's wine, as soon as the ambassadors drew near, pulled up his garment, and assuming a posture most shameful to behold, bespattered the sacred robe of the ambassador with the filth that is indecent even to be uttered.

When laughter burst out from the whole theatre and the most insolent clapped their hands, Postumius, looking at Philonides, said "We shall accept the omen, you frivolous fellow, in the sense that you Tarentines give us even what we do not ask for." Then he turned to the crowd and showed his defiled robe; but when he found that the laughter of everybody became even greater and heard the cries of some who were exulting over and praising the insult, he said: "Laugh while you may, Tarentines! Laugh! For long will be the time that you will weep hereafter." When some became embittered at this threat, he added: "And that you may become yet more angry, we say this also to you, that you will wash out this robe with much blood".

Lesson learned: Spray shit on people and they will destroy your city, cut your throat and enslave your women and children.

south pacific · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:53 pm

yeah, history shows that angering Romans = bad idea

mugwump67 · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:25 pm

Ok, so I'm looking over my Notice of Hearing that was delivered a couple of weeks ago. Pretty mundane stuff, but...

Why are there THREE COPIES of the same Paperwork Reduction Statement!!!!!

No offense to the obners that have passed their boards, but I'm thinking its time to start gunning y'ins down.

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7958814.stm

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:14 am

Diesel Wrote:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7958814.stm

I've said it before and I will say it again, "True" is the worst song ever written

mutty · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:14 am

Diesel Wrote:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7958814.stm

yeehaw!

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:03 pm

[img][650:383]http://cdn.withleather.uproxx.com-s1.simplecdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/creightonbjays.jpg[/img]

d · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:47 pm

My stomach is a bundle of nerves with this house closing... closing on April 3, but sellers are wanting to stay in house and do rentback until friggin April 27. I've given notice at my place to be out by May 1. This doesn't give me a lot of time to paint, move in and clean old place, and I'm getting really friggin frustrated and beyond anxious.

Serenity now....

neuroboy · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:55 pm

toots · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:00 pm

oooWAH AH AH AH

d · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:03 pm

poor little shriekling

d · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:58 pm

- is it a requirement that you must be unattractive (both physically and socially) in order to work in Admissions at a university?
- note to self: my dogs pick up on my anxiety and manifest it in all sorts of interesting ways, usually requiring me to clean up after them.
- having a quiet evening of introspection centers me and puts things in perspective. A smidge of tequila helps too.
- is closing/moving into a house a good enough reason to be excused from jury duty? I'm hoping so.

PopTodd · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:59 pm

Going up to Wisconsin this weekend to do some recording,
Yay me!!!

Charli · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:27 pm

My son jumped into the fridge yesterday and managed to give himself a completely swollen and black and blue eye. I had to take him to the ER because initially it was one spot near his temples That was three inches swollen out. Scary as fuck. He looks a little better but still scary. And I managed to make the 300lb security guard in the ER very nervous because I was PISSED it was almost 3 hrs and they hadn't seen him. I must have been shooting death glances at them.

And my daughter has some horrendous stomach bug making its way through the area. So the past three days go down as being absolutely awful.

d · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:06 pm

Heard about this on the news this morning... I know not all cops are evil, but some are just assholes....

http://fifthdown.blogs.nytimes.com/2009 ... ven-worse/

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Insensitive, yeah, but then how often do you think cops hear shit like that?

Plus, if I was a cop in Houston, I'd probably be tazing random passerby.

Meanwhile, Pennsylvanians can flip off their cops.

Thee Incident · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:17 pm

cotton Wrote:

Insensitive, yeah, but then how often do you think cops hear shit like that?

Plus, if I was a cop in Houston, I'd probably be tazing random passerby.

Meanwhile, Pennsylvanians can flip off their cops.

That's my response. Is it unfortunate? Hell yes. But at the end of the day it's a cop's job to enforce the law and I'm sure he hears excuses far more grandiose on an almost daily basis.

shiv · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:28 pm

i thought i read that hospital staff and another officer tried to intervene but powell wouldn't let moats leave.

yep. video here.

shiv · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:58 pm

Quote:

Friday, March 27, 2009

Clearing a few things up
Just checking in to say hello and clear a few things up. I've been getting a lot of calls and emails regarding these subjects I'm about to discuss. First of all, last night at a club my boyfriend and I were assaulted for no reason at all. The DJ (I don't even know his name cause he sucks so bad) was playing the worst music ever! I like certain techno music, but this was not even danceable and was frankly giving me a migraine. I asked one of my friends who runs the hotel if he could change the music and he said " I'll lead you up to the DJ booth tell him and he'll play whatever you want." So he walked Doug and I over there. I asked the DJ if he could please play Daft Punk or Bob Sinclair and he rudely snapped at me and was like 'I only play this kind of music." I think he was jealous cause Bob Sinclair is a far better DJ then this guy by about a million times. He was so unbelievably rude and all because I asked to play one good song. Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don't ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that's when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me. Then all hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie, it was so frightening. I had never seen anything like it in my life. Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip. There was blood all over, I cried I was so upset and scared. It was ridiculous and for such a stupid reason, I cannot believe people behave this way, like ainmals! FYI this is not in my nature to be in club brawls, I;ve never been around anything like that. It was totally unprovoked and thank God Doug was there to rescue me. A man should NEVER put his hands on a woman in that manner.
Love always Paris xoxo

mutty · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:12 pm

haha shiv reads Paris Hilton's blog

shiv · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:08 am

mutty Wrote:

haha shiv reads Paris Hilton's blog

first and last time.

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