My next wife will only want me for my money and sex.

oh, is it?



(I actually have no working knowledge of this show.)

70s laff-track drama where a major family crisis was solved within 55 minutes and the mom drove around in a station wagon the size of a naval frigate

I decided to go the pun route, instead...

Some guys will tell you having a vasectomy is no big deal, but I'm willing to bet you'll notice a vas deferens.

Oh yeah? This happened to an eigth of the enough clan today in my hometown. Check out the accompanying photos. Epic Fail? He Has Itz.

[url]http//www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1107533.html[/url]

and might I add that I got the snipping this last summer as well. I also had to have a vericelle reduction (Big 'Ol Balls) (I Know, too much information) So my recovery was not so pleasant - the after-surgery swelling was MASSIVE! (And scary), but 8 months later, no big ish.

If my balls were extremely large, I think I'd just have to live with it. That is, unless their appearance was dwarfing the size of my penis. Wait, I didn't think this thing through.

Seriously, no you wouldn't. While not quite to the level of my date to the prom having to ride in the backseat because my balls had to ride shotgun, it was more than a minor annoyance. And try not to feel utterly filthy when you use a public toilet and your enormoballs are constantly bobbing around semi-submerged. Absolute yuck. Absolutely necessary. Absolutely glad I did it, but at the time it actually swelled up to cantaloupe-sized right after the operation. Yes, I freaked out about that, but it has finally returned to my normal bigger-sized package, not invasion from Monster Island-sized nightmare.

and you are all welcome for that information. Think of it as a informational Public Service Announcement. "Have your testicles swollen up to the size of a babies head? Then its more than likely time to pop that pinata pedro. Wolverine style, snickity snick."