Since the new year, I have ...bought a house (my first one), found out I am being deployed (my second time, this time to Afghanistan) and I am getting married in Las Vegas on June 27th. We are staying at the Mirage. Any ideas for a pre-wedding party on the strip???

Pre-wedding ideas? Sure, a DON'T GET MARRIED party!! Seriously, you're getting hitched? Duuuuude...! (That's the side of me who is currently opposed to marriage.)

And sucks that you're being deployed -- whateverfuckinfor? I thought they were starting to reduce that sorta shit. Are you gonna be monitoring a water recycling plant again? If so, that would be alright.

watch out for that hexavalent chromium.

Good luck man, and it's been said many times in here, thanks for going into battle for us (the Afghan thing, not the marriage).