JULY RANDUMB

nobody · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:14 am

[img][610:521]http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/047e5LH3Py3ju/610x.jpg[/img]

toots · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:29 am

so he's an ass man

nobody · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:32 am

Most brothas are.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:34 am

south pacific Wrote:

DEATH, BY CHOCOLATE

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/07/08/national/main5144629.shtml

Man Falls to Death into Vat of Chocolate
29-year-old Hit by Mixing Blade Falls into 8-Foot Vat of Boiling Chocolate

CBS/AP) Authorities say a man has died after falling into a vat of melted chocolate in a New Jersey processing plant.

A spokesman for the Camden County Prosecutor's Office says the 29-year-old temporary worker at Cocoa Services Inc. plant fell after a blade used to mix raw chocolate hit him. The man's name has not been released.

The accident happened around 10:30 a.m. Wednesday as the worker was loading raw chocolate into the vat where it's melted and mixed before being shipped elsewhere to be made into candy products.

The victim was said to have been trapped in the vat for nearly 10 minutes before being freed, reports CBS station KYW. Officials said a preliminary investigation has revealed that the worker may have suffered a head injury while inside the vat.

Prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says a co-worker tried to shut off the machine and two others tried to pull the man out of the 8-foot deep vat.

Cocoa Services hires a second company - Lyons and Sons - to do the mixing.

The man killed was a friend's cousin. Poor guy.

toots · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:37 am

at least he probably died happy

discostu · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:36 am

XIX Wrote:

I totally saw DS Bruce, KPH and Katie a Princess tonight.

So you took a time-machine to 2003?

2003 CMJ boarder conversation Wrote:

Fuck, that new Wrens is good!!
Finally, RIGHT! Secaucus will be hard to beat, but I think "She Sends Kisses" may take the cake as the best song The Wrens have done to date.
Wonder when they'll start working on a new one? Probably 2009!

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:51 am

discostu Wrote:

XIX Wrote:

I totally saw DS Bruce, KPH and Katie a Princess tonight.

So you took a time-machine to 2003?

2003 CMJ boarder conversation Wrote:

Fuck, that new Wrens is good!!
Finally, RIGHT! Secaucus will be hard to beat, but I think "She Sends Kisses" may take the cake as the best song The Wrens have done to date.
Wonder when they'll start working on a new one? Probably 2009!

pretty much.
except it really did happen...no wrens though.

Vanlandingham · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:10 pm

Aural Fixation Wrote:

south pacific Wrote:

DEATH, BY CHOCOLATE

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/07/08/national/main5144629.shtml

Man Falls to Death into Vat of Chocolate
29-year-old Hit by Mixing Blade Falls into 8-Foot Vat of Boiling Chocolate

CBS/AP) Authorities say a man has died after falling into a vat of melted chocolate in a New Jersey processing plant.

A spokesman for the Camden County Prosecutor's Office says the 29-year-old temporary worker at Cocoa Services Inc. plant fell after a blade used to mix raw chocolate hit him. The man's name has not been released.

The accident happened around 10:30 a.m. Wednesday as the worker was loading raw chocolate into the vat where it's melted and mixed before being shipped elsewhere to be made into candy products.

The victim was said to have been trapped in the vat for nearly 10 minutes before being freed, reports CBS station KYW. Officials said a preliminary investigation has revealed that the worker may have suffered a head injury while inside the vat.

Prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says a co-worker tried to shut off the machine and two others tried to pull the man out of the 8-foot deep vat.

Cocoa Services hires a second company - Lyons and Sons - to do the mixing.

The man killed was a friend's cousin. Poor guy.

Just another reason why Camden is dangerous. #2 most dangerous in the nation. Hence why I never go there. Ever. Period.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:12 pm

Even the chocolate factories are death traps.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:23 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Even the chocolate factories are death traps.

Gene Wilder taken in for questioning. FBI shutters Oompa Loompa Death Squad.

neuroboy · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:05 pm

shhh and the midols Wrote:

sarkozy: "ah, so he's an ass man"

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:12 pm

edit: double-post

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:12 pm

neuroboy Wrote:

shhh and the midols Wrote:

sarkozy: "ah, so he's an ass man"

So is Sarkozy. I saw the TPM link to the Good Morning, America discussion of Obama's wandering eye -- insomuch as certified assman Matt Drudge has alleged it -- & if you expand out, you see the Carla Bruni banging French Pres himself leaning back to catch a longer glimpse.

discostu · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:10 pm

CIA being secretive - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_congress_secret_briefings

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:35 pm

...wife is sending me to Babgies-R-Us to use up a gift card. I don't know how I'm going to do this sober. I'm just going to hand the printed off list to the first "associate" I can find and try and get out of there uttering as few syllables as possible.

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:05 pm

http://burbia.com/neighbors-at-war

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:07 pm

Caption this dudes...

[img][352:500]http://imgur.com/PNm80.jpg[/img]

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

...wife is sending me to Babgies-R-Us to use up a gift card. I don't know how I'm going to do this sober. I'm just going to hand the printed off list to the first "associate" I can find and try and get out of there uttering as few syllables as possible.

just walk in and start yelling "IM HERE TO BUY SOME BABIES. WHERE THE BLACK ONES AT?"

toots · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:26 pm

Dalen Wrote:

Caption this dudes...

[img][352:500]http://imgur.com/PNm80.jpg[/img]

Black Steel In the Hour of Chaos

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:30 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

...wife is sending me to Babgies-R-Us to use up a gift card. I don't know how I'm going to do this sober. I'm just going to hand the printed off list to the first "associate" I can find and try and get out of there uttering as few syllables as possible.

just walk in and start yelling "IM HERE TO BUY SOME BABIES. WHERE THE BLACK ONES AT?"

I managed to only say

"I need to buy these, please"
"Thanks for the help" and
"Holy shit, are you kidding me?" when I looked at the counter and saw this Hannah Montana Hand Sanitizer display box:

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

if it came with lotion and some kleenex...all over it

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:24 pm

we got some serious spammer attention today. it's been awhile.

neuroboy · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:06 pm

the nyt weighs in on the flap about obama's wandering eyes

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2009 ... hat-photo/

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:15 pm

neuroboy Wrote:

the nyt weighs in on the flap about obama's wandering eyes

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2009 ... hat-photo/

oh shit, that video. He's looking at his feet, and then the feet of the girl behind him as he helps her down, not the hot girl's rump (or at least not entirely.) Sarkozy almost strains himself to get a better look, on the other hand.

discostu · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:18 pm

Capt. Obvious Wrote:

General Motors completed an unusually quick exit from bankruptcy protection on Friday with ambitions of making money and building cars people are eager to buy.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_gm_bankruptcy

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