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tehobner
 Post subject: Give me a Job where you live as long as there is no desk work involved
PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:29 am 
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I need to get out of this town. Chicago has been taken over by mediocre indie rock, subhuman detroit transplants, and the typical fat corn fed whores. This is the type of shit that makes me want to martyr myself in Iran (for no reason).There are shitholes all around the midwest filled with

SHIT

I am making my stand, and it is against humpty dumpty hispanic girls and misplaced quasi-scenesters who think i look like the lead singer of iron and wine because i have a beard.

in return, I am offering up a 100 dollar bar tab, which will coincide with my purchase of a new PS3 which will go well with my 42" TV that I couldn;t care less about anymore. Whatever, I could use the whole englash knowin thing to write an article for your shitty blog. I could fuck your mayor. I can type 120+ words a minute for your dreadful office manager whose mother I will shit on. I don't give a fuck, but yet I could.

HOLLA ATCHA BOI.

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tehobner
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double posted because i'm using a stupid fucking mac.

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tehobner
 Post subject: Re: Give me a Job where you live as long as there is no desk work invo
PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:33 am 
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LikeINedaHoleInMyHead Wrote:
that I couldn;t care less about anymore. Whatever,

A VERY IMPORTANT QUOTE

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duckyboy
 Post subject: Re: Give me a Job where you live as long as there is no desk work involved
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LikeINedaHoleInMyHead Wrote:
I could fuck your mayor.


please do. his ass is for the taking
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you sound exactly like what we have been looking for

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Just move to the South Side and I think you'll feel a lot better.

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Move to Madison
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Cap'n Squirrgle
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discostu Wrote:
Move to Madison


took the words out of my mouth.

Short drive, too. But just long enough.

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After a post like that, I'd hire you to type and fuck my mayor.
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he would type so fast

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Don't fucking the mayor and typing count as desk work?

You might be able to find a job here boarding up houses. There's also money to be made stealing copper from abandoned properties.

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thisotherkingdom
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My company is hiring in the merchandiser position right now. Definately no desk work, you'll bust your ass throwing cases of liquor. On the plus side you'll only work 25-35 hours a week but still get paid for the full 40.
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FT
 Post subject: Re: Give me a Job where you live as long as there is no desk work involved
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LikeINedaHoleInMyHead Wrote:
I could fuck your mayor.


There will be a band named this by week's end. Probably signed to Touch and Go.

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mayor = the new "wolf"

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mayor = the new "wolf"


If they name their band Mayor Mick Cheese, is it still possible for Mc Donald's to sue?
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ha...nice one

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Move to Detroit .

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The only way you're escaping mediocre indie rock is by moving to the country.

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Sex, Drugs, and Dave
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work in a mayo factory

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