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Bob Dylan GPS system
[quote]The music star claimed that he has been approached by more than one manufacturer keen to harness his unmistakeable, rasping tones - a voice which one critic memorably likened to sandpaper. He shared the news with listeners to his late-night radio show, Theme Time Radio Hour, which is broadcast on BBC Six Music.

“You know I don’t usually like to tell people what I’m doing, but I’m talking to a couple of car companies about the possibility of being the voice of their GPS system,â€

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This clearly begs the question...

Which would be the best (and worst) celebrity GPS voices?


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This clearly begs the question...

Which would be the best (and worst) celebrity GPS voices?



FRAN.

DRESCHER.

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nothing shocking really


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i'd vote for charles nelson reilly, richard simmons and kris kattan doing tommy lee jones as probably among the worst

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Fran Drescher
Gilbert Gottfried

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[quote="Bloor"]He's either done too much and should stay out of the economy, done too little because unemployment isn't 0%, is a dumb ingrate who wasn't ready for the job or a brilliant mastermind who has taken over all aspects of our lives and is transforming us into a Stalinist style penal economy where Christian Whites are fed into meat grinders. Very confusing[/quote]


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Great minds.

You know, I actually, really WANT a Gilbert Gottfried GPS.


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my sister was telling me that she downloaded darth vader's voice for her GPS (i'm not sure which service she has).

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Id pay for Samuel Jackson..

"recalculating.... motherfucker."


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It'd be great to hear Morgan Freeman, but he'd have to interject little stories.

or Wayne Coyne with like a backing track...

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Fran Drescher



Fran Dresher GPS Wrote:
Turn Left, AH HNYAH HNYAH HNYAH HNYAH HNYAH HNYAH OH MY GWAWD THERE'S A GREAT NAIL SALON ON YA LEFT


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or Wayne Coyne with like a backing track...


Triumphant crescendos when you reach your destination. You'd need a confetti machine in your car.


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daniel johnston
bill cosby doing old weird harold
stephen hawking

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Antony, and all he does is weep softly

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My parents think it would be a great idea to have a redneck GPS voice, "Shit, missed yr damn turn. Hand me a beer"
"Turn left up yonder by that junkyard"

Basically Larry the Cable Guy as a GPS voice

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capn's on fire today

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Steven Wright, and all of the instructions are like 50 feet after where you should've turned.

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Bruce/Tobi from Family Guy...

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Your video ID url is malformed.


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that dude who was the voice of KITT already does one, right?

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ah knayyyy

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that dude who was the voice of KITT already does one, right?


that would be kinda cool if it called you Michael all the time too. And if it warned you about bad guys and stuff.

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yeah, but then you'd end up trying to run over people because "the car told me they were white supremacists"

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