It's September -- WTF Randomness

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:23 pm

That sea pig looks kinda like a Haggis cooked in a hospital glove.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:24 pm

haaa ha ha

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Senator Mary Jo KopechGAR Wrote:

That sea pig looks kinda like a Haggis cooked in a hospital glove.

it looks far more like uncooked haggis in a hospital glove...

Promethium · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:37 pm

http://tinyurl.com/maeqb8

I'd laugh once again at the Bungles, but they might have been smart with this one, especially after reading this:

Smith's injury comes on the same day ProFootballTalk.com reported his contract has a clause stating he and the team agree his pay will be halved for each game he weighs 350 pounds or more and isn't on the 45-man roster. Smith is listed at 335 pounds.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:38 pm

The Bengals are like a soap opera.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:40 pm

I just realized I brought lunch fit for a 5 year old today. SpaghettiOs, dry cereal and fruit snacks...

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:43 pm

wenchlette Wrote:

I just realized I brought lunch fit for a 5 year old today. SpaghettiOs, dry cereal and fruit snacks...

It'll go well, right before your 2pm nap!

wenchlette · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:45 pm

Twilightkid Wrote:

wenchlette Wrote:

I just realized I brought lunch fit for a 5 year old today. SpaghettiOs, dry cereal and fruit snacks...

It'll go well, right before your 2pm nap!

Even better. It goes before a field trip.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:48 pm

http://www.cbsatlanta.com/news/20684677/detail.html

My ears are burning just reading this...
If he did this to my two year old, I would have ended his life, and spent the rest of my own in jail for murder.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:53 pm

Cotton Wrote:

Senator Mary Jo KopechGAR Wrote:

That sea pig looks kinda like a Haggis cooked in a hospital glove.

it looks far more like uncooked haggis in a hospital glove...

right.

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

Twilightkid Wrote:

http://www.cbsatlanta.com/news/20684677/detail.html

My ears are burning just reading this...
If he did this to my two year old, I would have ended his life, and spent the rest of my own in jail for murder.

a jury of your peers would've probably acquitted you.

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:13 pm

nobody Wrote:

All I know is that it would seem that coca cola kills them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oPxa3C3iu0

i expected one of them to start fucking it when they turned it over.

Promethium · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:28 pm

http://tinyurl.com/ngfppj

The comments by Lou Holtz and Tom Osborne are a bit insulting to liberals. I also find it funny that Bobby Bowden is a Dixiecrat.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:34 pm

Twilightkid Wrote:

I'm sitting next to spike lee at barnes and noble in union square right now. Cool!

Tell him you're Jewish.

discostu · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:02 pm

discostu on Fri. Aug.28 Wrote:

If you're thinking of buying a SAAB, don't.

I have to replace a vacuum hose and brake booster. I talked my shop into rolling the labor into one job (they had to order/install a new vacuum hose, then test the booster, so technically two different jobs), so that took the job from being over $1k down to $940. I then told them to find a trusted used parts supplier and they did, in Atlanta, so the total job is cut to $775. I spent close to $5k on repairs + new brakes + tires in the last year that included new struts, a re-machined head gasket, power steering pump, serpentine belt tensioner, idler pulley, etc.

I think back on how badly I could use that money now and it makes my stomach turn.

Just found out yesterday afternoon another part (the one that caused the brake booster to go bad) has to be replaced at $382 for part/labor. The vacuum pump. WTF? The job is over $1,100 now. I can't be spending that kind of money when it's not budgeted. Fucking piece of shit.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

boner pills Wrote:

nobody Wrote:

All I know is that it would seem that coca cola kills them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oPxa3C3iu0

i expected one of them to start fucking it when they turned it over.

that whole video is fucked up. But yeah, I was waiting for one of those guys to drop trou

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:11 pm

There's a work thing going on sometime in October in the UK / Ireland, and I am the right person to go to it from here (and someone has to). I really personally want to do it too, but if the kiddo is ... a month old at that point... am I a heel for not refusing to go (assuming they formally ask me)?

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:19 pm

Ordinarilly I'd say that you're not going to WANT to go at that point. But you are unique.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:22 pm

discostu Wrote:

discostu on Fri. Aug.28 Wrote:

If you're thinking of buying a SAAB, don't.

I have to replace a vacuum hose and brake booster. I talked my shop into rolling the labor into one job (they had to order/install a new vacuum hose, then test the booster, so technically two different jobs), so that took the job from being over $1k down to $940. I then told them to find a trusted used parts supplier and they did, in Atlanta, so the total job is cut to $775. I spent close to $5k on repairs + new brakes + tires in the last year that included new struts, a re-machined head gasket, power steering pump, serpentine belt tensioner, idler pulley, etc.

I think back on how badly I could use that money now and it makes my stomach turn.

Just found out yesterday afternoon another part (the one that caused the brake booster to go bad) has to be replaced at $382 for part/labor. The vacuum pump. WTF? The job is over $1,100 now. I can't be spending that kind of money when it's not budgeted. Fucking piece of shit.

How old is that car? If my car needed 1100 bucks I'd get a new one.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:25 pm

This guy is Black Putin Wrote:

Ordinarilly I'd say that you're not going to WANT to go at that point. But you are unique.

This particular trip has been on the radar for a year and a half, and we've all been chipping away at these issues that whole time at our respective sites, so we're anxious to get together and compare notes. I totally want to go, but there's no telling how hard it will be to leave for a week that soon after the birth.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:31 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

This guy is Black Putin Wrote:

Ordinarilly I'd say that you're not going to WANT to go at that point. But you are unique.

This particular trip has been on the radar for a year and a half, and we've all been chipping away at these issues that whole time at our respective sites, so we're anxious to get together and compare notes. I totally want to go, but there's no telling how hard it will be to leave for a week that soon after the birth.

Right. You know you have a kid coming that cares even less than I do about your work bullshit, right?

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:31 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

This guy is Black Putin Wrote:

Ordinarilly I'd say that you're not going to WANT to go at that point. But you are unique.

This particular trip has been on the radar for a year and a half, and we've all been chipping away at these issues that whole time at our respective sites, so we're anxious to get together and compare notes. I totally want to go, but there's no telling how hard it will be to leave for a week that soon after the birth.

I know you're fully prepared for the child rearing experience and know everything about birth, post partum, and taking care of a child already, but since you asked -- you're going to need to move this trip or send someone else. Or Dial 1-800-BOS-DVRC.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:35 pm

Do infants travel well? Because if those ladies can bring chihuahua's in their carry-ons it's fucked up that I can't bring my rugrat in one.

Z · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:38 pm **Posts:** 7979

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Do infants travel well? Because if those ladies can bring chihuahua's in their carry-ons it's fucked up that I can't bring my rugrat in one.

they at least travel for free. kid would probably sleep the entire time if you planned it at the right time of day.

one of my grade school friends was born in sweden because his parents were on vacation there. (i guess he arrived a little early.) then they flew back with, like, a 1-week old. his mom said he slept the entire time, of course.

toots · **Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:59 pm

i flew my son and his mom from indpls to LA once and he was pretty much a smiling blob the whole time. no problems.

but it probably depends on the disposition of your kid. and yes, they will fly free. unless you check them with your luggage

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