Thanks for resurfacing on here just to share with me your advice on how I should rectify the situation.

I did already pick it up, you ass. It did take me a few hours to convince myself that it was my "responsibility" though.

didn't you even listen to obama's speech?

who?

If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a young girl in 1990, then I'd like to know who he expects us to believe he did rape and murder in 1990.

I watched Chris Cornell perform on Conan last night. He covered "Imagine" and I thought it was pretty fucking phenomenal.

I just read about Sprint's new "Any moble, anytime" plan they're rolling out. If you have an unlimited data plan, then you automatically get unlimited free calls to any cell phone on any network. Pretty nice.

I can't wait for the HTC Hero to hit next month.

"The most horrific thing to come out of Australia since the Cane toad."

unklebob and buddhastalin (my twins) get their first taste of vegemite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4dAhR_Ecek&feature=player_embedded

hey DC people (fu, et al)

i heard there were over a MILLION people at the tea bag rally this weekend

Just saw a "Bury Obamacare With Kennedy" sign from the teabag rally. And not hand printed in poop or anything, a nice, printed, official looking sign.

"Bury Obamacare with Kennedy"


retards, every last one.

I don't like vegemite, but it's not that bad.

It just tastes like dark beer in spread form.

And you're supposed to spread it thinly on buttered toast.

And cane toads came from South America.

To make that claim for fewer than 100,000 is pretty hilarious. FedEx Field holds 90,000 for Redskins games.

I was at 4th of July after the Million Man March, and Park Police estimated the crowd at 600,000 vs. 400,000 for the MMM. Either way, it was more humans that I had ever been around, and pretty much fucked all of downtown. It took us about three hours to get inside the Metro station to go home. If yesterday's shindig had almost twice as many people, I probably would have heard something about that, or at the very least Facebook whining and/or bragging.

My parents were there *buries head in hands*

Mom's text: "They're estimating close to 1 million people here. Watch FOX at 1pm. Glen Beck reporting".

My reply: "I'm at the library".

haha

Pretty good slogan, all things being equal.

reminds me of when my ma went to the indpls tea party. mom sends an email that says "this will be a historic event!"


all i could do to not reply with "...for all the wrong reasons..."

Yeah, the troglodytes love it.

Also, I can't wait until dudes like Joe and Toots turn into their creepy parents. over/under on Toots 20 years, but I say the first time Joe draws a real paycheck he turns into Johnny No Taxes

what does this mean

nevermind, i think i see


it will probably happen the first time a president gets elected thats younger than i am

haha. Luckily, I don't plan on ever drawing a real paycheck.

here's a good flickr set of retarded signs

Gets 'em every time. Nearly all my pinko friends from school are now dyed-in-the-wool pubby cans. The ones who aren't are lawyers whose livelihood depends on litigating the liberal agenda.

Well, I've always considered you a Wingtard... Maybe a Duvall, California State Senator, style social con wingtard, but a wingtard nonetheless.

And that opinion is rooted in your vast understanding and knowledge of who I am. Your apparent deep-seated hatred of me is baffling. I am sorry you're a creepy fucking dude that feels his adequacy is determined by how much trivial information he can retain and fabricate about individuals who he's never met.

You're obnoxious, self-important, and pretentious. The irony of your hypocrisy suggesting I am a "wingtard" is comedy at it's purest.

To quote some very special Obners, "Kill yourself".

whom