Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon...

I have an office next door to me with a lock on the door, and only I have the key!

Fly yourself and the missus out here for your nooner.

and why aren't you taking advantage of that yourself, ms. norwood?

She's LOUD.

In talking with some of the guards here at work, my coworker discovered that this happens quite a bit and quite often - enough to catch a lot of people doing it. I guess if it looks like a good spot to do it, it probably already is well-known for being a good spot to do it, and so therefore is not a good spot to do it.

er, my husband doesn't work here, so that kinda negates any nooner nonsense with any of the folks here. Plus, see what pumachik said.

fly your husband in...

true... I could do that, I s'pose. It'd be easier if he was at least on the same side of town as me. Then he could ride his bike over during his lunch hour!

it just seems like a shame to waste that room...

well, the room isn't exactly wasted... I've nicknamed it the lactate lounge for all the new moms that have to go run their breast pumps during the day. It's basically designated for that, as well as personal phone calls.

Although there is a killer recliner in there.... hmmm.

See, now THAT's a setup! No windows, locking door, ... I could work with that.

Maybe you or your wife could be in charge of a lactating lounge over at your work...

I broached the idea of the abandoned cubicles with her yesterday, for what it's worth, to "Test the waters." Luke-warm, but with just a hint of interest. I can tweak this. I can make it happen. It just won't be easy. I think it's going to involve going to places in the building that I don't regularly visit.

Why don't companies just come on out and acknowledge the need for nooners?! Why (it suddenly occurs to me) don't they just have Conjugal Visit rooms in a nice dark hallway, with some mood lighting? They put in a multi-bazillion-dollar workout facility... This costs a fraction of that and is arguably more valuable to employees. File this under "If I Owned My Own Company" I guess.

abandoned cubicles - that would be way to risky here...I am pretty sure the whole place is being watched. only had sex with the wife in one semi-public place - maybe I am just a pansy.

The photographers' well at the Rose Garden is not a semi-public place. Especially when Quyntell Woods is taking pictures to post on his adult web-site (you don't think he has to moon-light, considering his prodigious weed habit... the man is bleeding green).