Hey Dale...

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:35 pm

a dollop

ewww...

saint · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:28 pm **Posts:** 4271

hehhahhhahahahah

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:58 pm

this is old

and dried up.

toots · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:04 pm

hey put a sock in it

saint · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:28 pm **Posts:** 4271

or wipe it up with a sock...

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:07 pm

i wonder if you just jerk off into a measuring cup for this?

mutty · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:08 pm

at least my soufflé will never fall

saint · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:28 pm **Posts:** 4271

it would be great if the author were invited to "cook" on the today show.

Dalen · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:15 pm

shiv Wrote:

i wonder if you just jerk off into a measuring cup for this?

wait, you don't normally jerk off into a measuring cup?

:oops:

now i feel silly.

shiv · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:16 pm

mutty · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:19 pm

i bet there is some artist type somewhere who's been working on that installment for years

Dalen · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:20 pm

shiv Wrote:

that's a LOT of desserts!!!!!!!!!!!

toots · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:21 pm

there is a guy here in town that does art photography with his own jizz somehow involved in the process

Mark Sawrie - Semen, Sex and Sillyness

Leon · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:14 pm

We had a hungry man challenge, this seems like a natural progression. I nominate Dalen for the first entry.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:22 am

Leon Wrote:

We had a hungry man challenge, this seems like a natural progression. I nominate Dalen for the first entry.

"entry"

billy g · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm **Posts:** 9020

If you're like Dale, you probably struggled to find the right drink pairing with your natural harvest meals. Now, there's an answer:

Quote:

Semenology-The Semen Bartender’s Handbook describes itself as “the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits.” Author Paul ‘Fotie’ Photenhauer has been a semen connoisseur for some time and is no stranger to Semenology. In 2011, he released a similar book titled Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes.

Quote:

Recipe from the book:

Heavenly Cognac

It is almost a shame to add anything to a good quality cognac, anything, that is, except for semen. However, my first attempts at perfecting the blending of these two heavenly fluids were disappointing. I found, as is often the case, that simplicity is best. Splashing the semen into the well-filled glass is an entertaining way to serve cognac...

And while, I'm not going to bother linking it here, there's a youtube video of the guy making a "Macho Mojito" for anyone really curious...

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:54 am

oh FUCK no

toots · **Posted:** Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:53 am

grody

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:04 am

billy g Wrote:

Quote:

It is almost a shame to add anything to a good quality cognac, anything, that is, except for semen.

sig-worthy

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:55 pm

Just a splash...... :nono:

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:59 pm

I (somewhat seriously) wonder if his recipes use "ropes" as the measurement.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:17 pm

this again?!

billy g · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm **Posts:** 9020

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

I (somewhat seriously) wonder if his recipes use "ropes" as the measurement.

Probably not, but I'd think there has to be a ropes to loads to shakes to teaspoons/tablespoons conversion table somewhere in the back.

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