would you give up...

if it meant I were to leave TEH BOARD and DunwoodyDude, Fickerson, &, what the hell, Chowgurt were to return?

Would Radcliffe once more believe in God?

Would Sssqqquuuiiirrrgggllleee drive a Denali for a month?

Would Flying Rabbit eat an entire meat-loaf while taking the Lord's name in vain?

Would Elvis Fu explain his image-post of The Carpenters Greatest Hits as the album to which he smokes up, & why it were so funny?

Would LooGAR kiss Z, with tongue?

Would Dalen cancel his AssTitans.com membership?

Would This Guy Is Black Putin buy a replica Duke Blue Devils jersey?

Would Derris take a job as press flack for Jim de Mint?

Would D relinquish her extensive Duran Duran bootlegs collection?

Would Ayah... recycle?

Would Shiv not slap an IH8NGRS faux vanity tag on his co-worker's SUV?

Would Aural Fixation boycott Amoeba?

Would Twilight Kid?

Would Billy G join the Church of Maradona?

Would Billzebub/SHAMWOW!!! burn the collected works of Ayn Rand?

Would Konstantin get a job, & keep it for eighteen months?

Would Harry have another threeway, with two females, on the grave of John Wooden?

Questions, questions... Priorities, priorities.

Step One: I am totally powerless over meta-communicative navel gazing.

don't leave bro. i love you. side hug.

edit: obner information retention fail

Already my favorite thread.

dont go

no one rocks the ampersand like you do

not one run-on sentence...

Account hacked.

Could Monty survive without TEH BOARD? Could "Monty" survive without Obner?

the question isn't whether Radcliffe would believe in god, the question is whether god would believe in Radcliffe.

Oh, this isn't about me pulling a SpadOPA! & threatening to leave the board. This is an exercise in possibilities.

Oh, I could. & if your implication is TEH BOARD is all I think about, all I remember -- hardly.

In fact, I remember too much.

Also: while Chowgurt never accrued the same esteem as Dunwoody (for his exquisite musical tastes) & Fickerson (for her superlative put-togetherness), I needed to think of a long-dead boarder, &, well, Velouria wouldn't have worked (since only Charli_Lady seemed to care V. was gone) nor BlueJayWay (who's almost certainly too good for TEH BOARD).

(& where my take on Fick is tongue-in-cheek, the seemingly likewise assessment of BJW is not.)

Anyway, Chow was jilarious. Funniest boarder outside of... Sketch?

Is anyone here really that funny?

You're funny.

I think he meant intentionally.

Didn't chowgurt make some weird or vaguely inappropriate remarks to cemetarypolka? I thought that's why he slowly left the board.

Not that I recall... maybe I missed it. I think it was a fad for him, boarding. He was getting a divorce and used to be a music fan way back, and he worked somewhere with a boarder, so he gave it a shot.

dude i'll be honest with you, maybe it's because i just dont care to pay attention and i know you changed your name, but i have no fucking clue who you are

i don't either, i was just being nice.

i know who you are, but i can't seem to remember your past names

it's gotta be Monty. and if so, i love Monty.

it is monty

who?

i can't remember any of his recent other names

I only think Monty's departure would be worthwhile if it brought Jealous Jockey back.

If Monty goes, does Andrew Casa come back?