shes pretty hot, dudes

I'm kinda old you know...she give a good hand job?

from what i heard from the little town fair the other day, the best

Love me some redneck lovin'.

well you wont be let down, i can assure you of that

Just don't tell your daddy, I'd hate to see momma stuck in the woods somewhere.

oh he probably has his own preoccupations, dont you worry about him

I miss all the righteous indignation (on both sides) from the previous page.

Is he hot? Does he give good handjobs?

not as good as mom, but i'd never tell him that!

This conversation is like flushing the toilet and watching the water (and other contents) do what they do.

which one the tramp or my parents giving out handjobs

More watching people criticize you for one decision, then play around with parent handjobs moments later. I guess keywords=play around?

Not sure where you're coming from here in equating making a quick off-hand joke on a message board with a real world action but keep it coming because tentoze was missing the righteous indignation.

I thought you were a chick.

billy g comes through in the clutch.

Thread needs more pussification.

Jesus, Timmy

and, after over 7 years here, gay boy comes through with possibly the best story in board history.

For the record, Scotty D's girlfriend rocked him in the face at the 2002 Auburn game, and we dropped her off in a random parking lot, went and watched the game, and left town with no clue what happened.

i can also guarantee that if Stacey or Dana or whomever told a story with the genders reversed, all the negative comments would be all "lol you showed that prick"

You said off-hand...and quick. Must be the keywords.

Believe me, I have no righteous indignation to give.

On another note, how many of you have ever been the "other" in these scenarios being played out? This should be entertaining.

Yes, thank you.

I don't really care about this discussion one way or another, but if you think that dropping a male off at a rural train station without money is a one-for-one swap with a female in the same situation then you need a lesson in hard reality.

I know plenty of girls that would drop you...one shot.

Maybe gay boy's chick shoulda thought about that before wrapping her dick beaters around her ex's man meat and laughing about it?

Did I miss this gay boy nickname? This is the first I've heard of it.

look at my avatar, friend.