And so Vancouver and Montreal being in Northern Mexico, that would leave the A, huh?

dude, lemme inform you that Florida has some of the dirtiest strip clubs in the world. Not only are the girls fully nude, but they get away with TONS more than the majority of the rest of the country, because they are mostly all mafia owned, so cops rarely raid them.

there are a few areas in florida that are only topless [like orlando], but who the fuck wants to go there anyway.

i could get into a story about a well knoen club in Tampa, but i won't.

Actually, I've heard a good bit about some clubs in Tampa. Mons Venus? 2001 Odyssey? Pony Tails? Tampa probably has the most clubs per capita, eh? But not unlike Orlando, who the fuck wants to go to Tampa? And, those broads in Tampa will give you something that won't wash off with soap and water just by looking at you.....

Do they serve booze is in the all nude clubs down there? That's the thing about a lot of places (even Vegas). All nude=no booze. I guess thats why people consider Atlanta so quality. Anything goes, and it tastes better with some broad humping you with a test tube of Jager in her mouth pouring it down your throat etc.

Oh, and the mafia owning strip clubs? SHOCKING! That must ONLY happen in Florida....... C'mon D, don't traffic in the obvious, you're better than that....Now gimme some dirt! Come to think of it one of the dirtiest strip clubs I ever went to was in Daytona........

i went to a strip club when i was in tampa, paid $10 to get in wandered around for a bit went to get a beer and was informed that they don't serve beer if the girls are naked. so i had to go across the street, get loaded at the CLOTHED dance/strip club and then made my way back to the NON-ALCOHOLIC club. that was the most fucking retarded night i've ever had.

Once met these 2 guys from LA while I was in Athens GA, and they started chatting at the bar about how they heard girls were full-nude in GA, was that true, where's the strip clubs, etc. Nice folk. So I told them how to get there, and eventually (after they got me loaded) showed them the way in person. They were soooo excited, but I began to discover that strip clubs don't do much for me. I wind up feeling sorry for the girls (unwarranted, to be sure, but then it's not a conscious decision on my part) when I'm at such a place, and pitty doesn't mix well with horny.

a lot of strip clubs won't let you in with sweat pants.

Gahhh, Dat funny. Gahhhhhh.

but the Cap'n my homeboy from way back so fuck you Shiv

But seriously, Gahhhhhhhhhhhh DAT FUNGY!

In Greenville, SC there are coupons for free admission to Platinum Plus in the phone books. FREE TIP.

"The Block" in Baltimore is the dirtiest, most infamous strip of no-count sleazefest titty bars that is so morally bankrupt that Larry Flynt opened up a Hustler Club to clean the area up.

Aside from Mr. Flynt's establishment, I seriously doubt you would hit any resistance from the doormen for wearing sweatpants. I've seen just about everything in those places.

Oh, and the one bar that's not a strip club is stocked with common streetwalkers from what I understand, though I've never been in there.

I'd have to dig through the deepest recesses of my closet to find my zipperiest pair of parachute pants, circa 1984. I might also throw on a bandana and request "Take Me To The Top" specifically for a lap dance during which I will attempt to convince a stripper born long after the demise of Loverboy that I am, in fact, Mike Reno himself.

This is not at all unlike the Late Show bit from '94 (??) entitled "Can a guy in bear-suit...?"--

at various times, it was "get a hug from a stranger", "hail a cab", "get into a strip-club".

Yail, I think we have another item on the "things that make motherfuckers sorry" list. Sweatpants = SORRY. Also, they mean chronic masturbator, and automatic child molester suspect.

You should dress like you want to dress to go to a strip club, but keep in mind, that like most places you'll get more respect if yr. dressed nice.

.... I was ready for that.

I also have a lots of sweat pants.

I was forced to own sweat pants in the 9th grade for gym class. Haven't had any since then, and that isn't subject to change.

I feel like sweatpants are inappropriate for anywhere outside the house or getting breakfast when you're hungover. I have a pair of North Face sweat pants that are key for sitting around hung over all day on Sunday, but other than that they make you look like a hobo. I also feel that nothing makes a girl look less attractive then wearing sweat pants out, or even worse the sweat suit.

If you're going to a strip club who cares what you wear. I say get a shiny metallic suit and rock that shit.

interesting choice for a first post

i wish i could remember what image it was that i posted.

I was gonna say.

i think it might be a cry for help

Was it this?

sounds about right.

I find myself coming to your site more and more often to the point where my visits are almost daily now!

lol this thread brings out the lurkerbots