Somebody needs to kick the shit out of the homo. Seriously. Fagboy needs a good beating.

He set some sort of eye-rolling record at tribal.

I've been saying that Colton is a plant by the producers since the first episode.

Part of me says "I'd buy that, if only because he's acting like he's acting," but the other part says "Would they go that cartoonish?"
If so, outrageously gay, spoiled rich/classicist was a good choice for their breakout villain.

Wait, Survivor is still on?

Seriously? You can't possibly be satisfied with that attempt at humour.

The very real prospect of Colton drowning during the challenge last night excited me deeply.

Speaking of the challenge: That one dude was going insane, tossing midgets and females around like toys and generally vibing Big Bwana. I expected a chant of "MVP, MVP" to break out from Probst.

Yeah, watching the dim light fade from that Colton's eyes would be tremendously satisfying.

I was laughing out loud at how nuts that goalie went. Literally tossing midgets and beating women. AND winning the game.

I'm thinking about starting a Downton Abbey thread the same way.

Thomas is a cheeky bastard