Fetus Spears aka Cletus Fetus
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http://conversationsfamouspeople.blogspot.com/:
Britneys grumpy! I would be too, sister. I heard the news- Shar still has feelings for K. Fed! He is even more desirable now that he has his own reality show and is soon to be a hip hop artist and a clothing designer. We can add trendsetter and heart-throb to his list of ever growing vocations. Shar feels Kev may still have feelings for her too. And that might well be, because according to my source Kevin finds pregnant women repugnant which may be why he bolted on Shar when she was pregnant with Kaleb.
And now? Kev and Brit are supposedly living apart now that she is with child! Adding insult to injury, Shar also noted that she would not trust Brit to take care of baby Kaleb. And to complicate matters even more, Brit had a terrible scare recently thinking her brother's dog, Porkchop impregnated BitBit. And that's like, incest, y'all!
