I had a half hour to kill today so I swooped into Tower to see if they had any good shit used or on sale I could pick up on the cheap. No luck, so I just browsed the bins to see if anything inspired me, when I came across the worst band name I've seen in a long time:


Frickin' A

Oh, and to make matters worse, the cover "Jessie's Girl" and have a song called "Party Like A Rock Star".

My god.

i think they look worse than their name would even imply. wow, pretty impressively awful.

I respect their honesty in the album title.

awesome

The dude with the soul patch looks like he had his face photoshopped.


...and I didn't know that mohawks are making a comeback.


Awesomely bad. If they don't make it big I'll be disppointed.

The guy on the far right looks like Little E aka Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Oh wow.

That's bad, but Smile Empty Soul is still worse.

i think Frickin' A is worse because they don't even have the balls to swear.

yeah, but not as much as brendan benson does.

i was totally going to post this. Li'l E with Bloor's haircut


Homeboy in the very front is either wearing pancake makeup like a muhfucka, or homey had some serus face work done

Christ. I can't get over these fuckless shitbags. They look like some sort of dubba-dubba-dubba-WB version of the movie Airheads.

By the way, there's both a Frickin A and a Frickin B in the band.

Just like the Traveling Wilburys if they did lamish power pop versions of hair metal songs.

Actually I just used the phrase not moments ago.

In the sentence "Frickin A, the wine's gone already and I can't drive to the store."

Just put on an eye patch..you'll be seeing single in no time.

Or, don't you have an like, 11? y/o? Time for them to learn to drive.

She's 9 1/2. Can't make beer runs until at least 2007.

Do you think John Rzeznik gets royalty checks for that hairstyle?

My sister's oldest is 12, and Ithink they have a frickin countdown going. haha..

Now you gotta do what I do: drink whatever else you can get yr. hands on.

Johnny got that great ass-cleft in his chin. This Frickin Dude only has a Nickelodeon/WB-lite Adam Duritz chin goin' on.

ya'll are beating me to the punch on everything tonite.

I bet the lead singer seceretly listens to BT

I'm all outta the punch, though. The cheap wine's gone. The beer's gone. There's this bottle of cough syrup, but I gotta get up in 5 hours.

what they look like is worse than their name. Personally, i think something like Death Cab for Cutie is a worse name. Or Matchbox 20.

Dude, its Death Cab for Cutie.