Obner opinion: David Petraeus sex scandal?

More like CRAZY ALERT, amirite?

The best part for me (so far) is the FBI agent who became obsessed with the case and sent shirtless pics* to the third woman, Jill Kelley.

*we can all agree that "shirtless pics" is a media euphemism for "cock pics", right?

this sounds like a brass level key club that went sour

Unfort, I think it's z grade shirtless pics in front of a mirror. A precursor to dong pics, ala Ant Weiner.

I think what comes out of this is that these chicks were probably the military equivalent of jock chasers - brass chasers. Ohg, you got them stars? I got that dong.

And the FBI guy, he knew how to profile. He's thinking along the lines of Costanza in Pretty Woman - if you're fucking him, you'll probably fuck me. So, uh, heressomeshirtlesspicsdongpicstofollowhockamgalkbai?!

more like general BETRAY US...amirite?

*insert eyeroll emoticon here*

dude mixed in a MAJOR upgrade over that female version of michael moore

So, shirtless pics are the clear stuff?

im gonna post a craigslist casual encounters ad for a biographer...

she does have a bit of that hollow/glassy eyed look... the type that goes left eye lopez on your house or boils your pets while you're away.

still. . . looking at that wife, its probably worth the risk.

Yeah, you're seeing what I'm seeing.

That's his WIFE up there on CBS?


..ohg.

"Help me discover my lost years of 1995-2004, and, eat my ass"

so you saw it? nice.

I can't wait for the oppo on her to come out in full force. Oh. Man. They're gonna have stories of her getting run through by her whole platoon at West Point, and going Mimi Beardsley to pass barracks inspections, etc. It's gonna be....FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP....horrid to watch a successful woman like her get slut shamed just because P4's wife is a Michael Moore clone.

Also - this type of thing (High Ranking Officer FUHs everything that moves) used to be what Don't Ask Don't Tell meant in the Army. My sister and I joke about all the other families our pops sired over the years.

Saw it?? - CHECKYOURINBOX

Is it wrong that I don't care if either of them had affairs, as long as it has no effect on their abilities to do their jobs?

Also

How long since Patraeus actually fuh'd his wife? Like, 20 years ago, or last year sometime?

Ronnie B called it today: "People fuck. Why do you care?"

I think much of the actual reasoning behind him resigning will come from the fact that he is (was?) a military officer, and therefore held to a higher standard of accountability?

And I mean why HE chose to ask for his resignation to be accepted. The military is like any awesomely powerful, patriarchal group (Catholics, Government) it basically runs on guilt at getting with all the stuff you got into it to get with in the first place. The psyche of a guy like this is probably nigh-incomprehensible to the average person.

even pat robertson doesn't give a shit about this

Ok but



seriously

She knew what was going on.