(raises hand after an uncomfortable silence)
Hi everyone.
<Hello, south pacific>
So, as some of you may already know, I'm addicted to purchasing cd's.
<WE LOVE YOU SOUTH PACIFIC!>
Yeah, well anyways, yesterday I felt compelled to go to the thift shop on Waialae Avenue even though I already have more music than I can possibly listen to right now. I mean, I purposely tried to justify it by needing to go the post office which is just a block away but really I chose that out of the way one just so I could feed my habit later down the street.
(pupils dilate)
This is what I found for three dollars each, all in excellent condition:
There was uh, some cd's I left behind though...
(gasps heard from the audience)
Yeah well, I thought they might be there
next week and besides, I did enough damage for the time being.
(
young indie chick sitting in front sadly shakes her head and looks down at her feet)
Umm, (clears throat) well...this is what I didn't buy this time around:
...and that first Tool EP...and The The's
Dusk...and
(breaks down sobbing)